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Deuce

Holy Crap! It's back, and it's never been more terrifying!

By Deuce, in The Bonfire

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Deuce    1

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The Lizard!

Good god, I ate the last one! Where are they coming from! This huge freaking lizard is right there on the file cabinet.

I heard this weird noise, and it's thing's tongue! I mean this tongue is like a yard long! It makes this dry, leathery sound, and it's snapping it in and out about once every five seconds.

This wasn't always a government building. I'm thinking maybe something dark and wrong happened here. I should look for the nest, but then I'd have to file an environmental impact report and stuff if I ever found it.

Wow. It's like Louie the lizard, but a radioactive Incredible Hulk version. It has one eye on me, and one eye on the clock. I'm getting this idea that I should leave the office on this fine, crisp, clear beautiful blue-sky day and go skydiving... Whoa! The lizard just nodded! AHHHH. I can hear it's voice in my head!

Must skydive.
Must skydive.

It's nodding more aggressively.

I submit. I'm going.

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Sebazz1    2

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If you go jumping while the rest of us work man... I'm gonna um, you arggghhh, not fair, not fair, aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiihhhh... You selfish bastard how could you do that to us!?!?! Go jumping when we can't... Noooooo.... And blaming a lizard?! Have you no shame?!

Fine go. Just go, but remember those of us working while you play.

B|Fealing frisky!

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slim    0

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Fealing frisky!



And i'm sooo happy to know that!!:P


it's like where ever you two go, sly perverse comments follow!

I love you guys!!!

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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

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Deuce    1

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As I was reading this the lizard looked right over my shoulder, Jesus Christo this things HUGE, and read your post, the other eye left the clock, looked right at me and nodded again.

The lizard gives you permission. Do you feel it?

Skydive with Deuce at Byron, get video....
Skydive with Deuce at Byron, get video....
Skydive with Deuce at Byron, get video....

Yessssss. Leave for lunch at 11:30, be there by 12:30.

Yessssss.

It must be Friday, cause I'm no longer rational.

The lizard is nodding, yesssssss.

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Deuce    1

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Yesssssssssss.

The lizard can type, but it can't write. No thumbs. Hardest part for it is to hold the forks in it's tongue together when it whacks the keyboard. Here, I'll scoot over, check this out.

q ri ckes brung q to dp a hybrod

Oh, can't do anything uppercase either. I'm getting this image of me and you and Q doing some sort of hybrid. Maybe just me videoing you guys doing a rodeo.

Yessssssss.

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The lizard is management.



That makes me EXECUTIVE management!

Oh, and Sunny's bosom. I will not need to delegate that task. I must lead from the front, follow me lizard, we must gain solace in the warm cleavage of a rigger!

Yesssssssssss.

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Deuce    1

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Nuh-uh. Evaluations are done, budget's done (easy when there's no money and I just fired a bunch of people)

I AM leaving. In 10 minutes.

Is it snowy where you are? Whoa, the lizard recoils at the mention of snow. It thinks that if Columbus had discovered California first, nobody'd be living where it snows in America.

But you don't wan't to live here. Earthquakes! Oh, we are terrified of earthquakes every moment of every day. Especially when we drive our rust-free cars.

:P

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Sebazz1    2

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1:If someone is going skydiving...yet you cannot because of work, should they tell you? Or keep it to themselves? Blame it on a Lizard?

2:Now if they tell you while you are stuck at work should you react rationally or irrationally, you know, massive hair pulling hands waving in the air breaking things kind of tantrum?? Or just wish them a nice afternoon?

Cause honestly... I want to cry right now. Stuck inside during this beautiful day and I can't go jumping. Well, there's always drinking....

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Blame it on a Lizard?



it's always a lizard's fault...
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Cause honestly... I want to cry right now. Stuck inside during this beautiful day and I can't go jumping. Well, there's always drinking....



don't cry seb...come out and play...i may actually go to down to hollister...it's just too nice outside and i worked a lot of OT this week!!!!


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I love you guys!!!



Is this one of those awkward situations where i'm supposed to say "aww, i love you too?":P


I ask for nothing in return!

Tell your hot friends!

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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

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