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DaGimp 0
competition make everything a little more exciting dont you agree? why do you think we have competitions?
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
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QuoteBring yo ass down to amish paradise bia-otch! I'll churn yo ass like butta!
lol, who started callin me amish boy?
DANG
Yo, Droop! Weren't YOU then one that started calling Matt "Amish Boy?" Nope. That's right. It was Ass Monkey!
Ass monkey, monkey. That funky monkey!
"My name's Ass Monkey and I pack real slow. Pack real slow, my foot fungus grow!"
"My name's Ass Monkey and my feet really stink. Feet really stink, my eye is pink!"
QuoteAss monkey, monkey. That funky monkey!
"My name's Ass Monkey and I pack real slow. Pack real slow, my foot fungus grow!"
"My name's Ass Monkey and my feet really stink. Feet really stink, my eye is pink!"
I don't think anyone could capture that any better!!!
Katie
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nws01 0
QuoteAss monkey, monkey. That funky monkey!
"My name's Ass Monkey and I pack real slow. Pack real slow, my foot fungus grow!"
"My name's Ass Monkey and my feet really stink. Feet really stink, my eye is pink!"
Bwahahahahahah!
Actually, I think Sweeni9e came up with Amish Boy. I just said I was going to buy him a Black Amish hat for the dropzone.
nws01 0
Here is a Amish Hat you can order, Amish Boy. If you clicky on the buttons on the left you can get other stuff like Amish Furniture.
http://www.lancasterharvest.com/store/hats_flat_top.html
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
nws01 0
And here is his theme song by Weird Al Yankovick. Just imagine the music of Gangsters Paradise with it by Coolio.
Amish Paradise
as I walk through the valley
where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me,
Ya know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and
Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I churn butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off
when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist
even if he deserved it
An Amish with a tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint,
so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raise a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times
as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night
scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get
medieval on your heinie
We've been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!
You may think you have the key to DaGimp's cage, but I have the alarm code. No key will help you now!
mouth 0
Just keep the code in case we need it next weekend. You never know what kind of trouble DaGimp will get into and we want to be prepared.
Hey guys, a week from tomorrow!!!!! Please order nice weather. I NEED a jump.
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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
Hey guys, a week from tomorrow!!!!! Please order nice weather. I NEED a jump.
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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
DaGimp 0
actually trust me they DO know the trouble i get into, most of them sre in it with me Hahah
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
Quoteactually trust me they DO know the trouble i get into, most of them sre in it with me Hahah
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A REALLY good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "Man....that was the shit wasn't it!"
DaGimp 0
QuoteQuoteactually trust me they DO know the trouble i get into, most of them sre in it with me Hahah
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A REALLY good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "Man....that was the shit wasn't it!"
sounds like someone speaks from experience!!
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
Quotesounds like someone speaks from experience!!
Why...NO....Of course not......never......
Hey, I watched Beverly Hills Cop. I wasn't always a cop...
Hearts & Minds
2 to the Heart-
1 to the Mind-
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2 to the Heart-
1 to the Mind-
Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
sunshine 2
QuoteHey, I watched Beverly Hills Cop. I wasn't always a cop...
But did you stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night?
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
You're so competitive. This is making my 20 minute phone call or you decision even more difficult....
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
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