meatmissile 0 #2 February 25, 2003 Maybe in the same vein.... (May not be SFW, if you work for real conservative people) -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #3 February 25, 2003 BOOBIES..!!!!Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 February 25, 2003 I always liked the "Bombing for peace is like f-ing for virginity" slogan. Catchy, rememberable, and it allows you to use obscenities. The main difference is that if you bomb something every day for a month, it does get pretty peaceful. The same can't be said for virginity. Another difference is that peace is a goal. Until I saw their hands, I thought it was a display at a craft sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #5 February 25, 2003 Quote BOOBIES..!!!! Post 'Ho! I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am now officialy tired of the whole war thing. I have become bored with this war before it even started. I read articles about it as a substitute for counting sheep. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 February 25, 2003 Make love, not war...OR I'LL BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 February 25, 2003 Damn, those chicks are uuuugly.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #8 February 25, 2003 Quote Damn, those chicks are uuuugly.Actually, Chris, if you take the one holding up the sign, give her a bath, shave her arm pits, and throw away those clothes, you may be in for something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 February 25, 2003 Quote Quote Damn, those chicks are uuuugly.Actually, Chris, if you take the one holding up the sign, give her a bath, shave her arm pits, and throw away those clothes, you may be in for something. Their motto "hairy women need love too" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #10 February 25, 2003 Heh, Heh... This just in... Kuwait - President Bush and Prime Minister Blair's plans for war with Iraq received an unexpected bonus today when the Bulgarian army today finally arrived in Kuwait, some five weeks after departing Sofia in their official Lada. The unexpected but timely arrival of the Bularian army has swollen the total number of troops ready to engage in war to 150,004. Looking tired after their long journey from their barracks in Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria, to Kuwait, the soldiers explained the delay in their arrival as a result of three breakdowns and the need to find part-time work en-route to cover the fuel bills. "We didn't realise quite how far the drive was." General Bettavic told us. "We thought we would head through Greece as there was a greater chance of picking up casual bar-work to help cover the cost of getting here, but the extra journey time took its toll on our trusty transport." Despite spending five weeks crammed in the back of their 1986 Lada Riva, all four soldiers revealed their readiness to support the US/UK war effort and reiterated their country's firm commitment to the war. "All the way here we sang songs of war, though after a while the cramped conditions did take their toll." General Bettavic continued. "Two of the lads started arguing over who would get to hold the rifle first before we realised that we had completely forgotten to pack it. Still at least we are here. And Miroslav picked up so good tips too. He is a good-looking boy with boots that fit too." General Bettavic further explained that some 20% of their total numbers had been lost when one young soldier had fallen in love with a lady in a road-side cafe in Turkey. "These things happen." Bettavic revealed, "however Goran was also our mechanic so things got a bit, well, fucked, when we broke down. We managed to push the car the 200 miles to a garage without too many problems though and managed to haggle our ammunition for some oil. How we laughed! Swapping our guns for oil, just like we will be doing for our true friend President Bush in a few short weeks!" Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #11 February 25, 2003 Quote Actually, Chris, if you take the one holding up the sign, give her a bath, shave her arm pits, and throw away those clothes, you may be in for something. How do you know she has hairy armpits ? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #12 February 25, 2003 Wild guess.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #13 February 25, 2003 They are, after all, bush protestors, aren't they? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #14 February 25, 2003 So what you're saying is that they are bush-less? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 February 25, 2003 I think Enrique had it right the first time. It's pretty safe to guess that her pits are not shaved.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #16 February 26, 2003 Quote Actually, Chris, if you take the one holding up the sign, give her a bath, shave her arm pits, and throw away those clothes, you may be in for something And a bag........you forgot the bag. She looks likes she's been beaten with a hot bag of nickels. "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #17 February 26, 2003 Quote Quote BOOBIES..!!!! Post 'Ho! I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am now officialy tired of the whole war thing. I have become bored with this war before it even started. I read articles about it as a substitute for counting sheep. Ferdi I concurr. I would like to promote going to Russian restaurants. Went last Saturday, had a blast, danced, eate pierogies and barshtch ukrainski drank a fith of vodka. Nothing better than that!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #18 February 26, 2003 Quote And a bag........you forgot the bag. She looks likes she's been beaten with a hot bag of nickels. She is definitely a two bagger... One for her and one for you, just in case hers falls off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #19 February 26, 2003 Hey Rafster, I was wondering what became of you. There were a few threads a while back you could have had a field day with, but I assumed that your absence had something to do with a girl. It was either that, or you were taken in for questioning. So how do you get from Iraq to Russian restaurants? Or is that a hijack I see here? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #20 February 26, 2003 To me, more than making me tired it makes me kind of nervous. I have to cross the border into the U.S. almost everyday (including the weekends... for skydiving, of course) and the INS and Customs officers are becoming more and more "paranoid". In addition, I have a non-refundable ticket for the end of March to Spain (the only other real war ally of the U.S. besides the U.K.) So, I leave from San Diego, fly to Chicago and then to Spain. Wooohooo! Those airports are going to be fun, fun, fun.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
