Wednesday funnies

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The day after a woman reported her husband missing, she was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door.

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband."

"Well, tell me!" the woman said.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, Mrs. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this morning we found your husbands body in the bay."

"Oh my God!," said Mrs. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, she asked, "What's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled him up he had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on him."

"If that's the good news than what's the great news?!" Mrs. Wilkens demanded.

The policeman said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow morning.

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ROFTLMAO!!


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Boy, I wish when I rolled on the floor laughing my ass would at least get smaller. But NOOOOO!!! There it is, still there.

Funny joke.

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Wendy

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Men just can't win. A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for a few seconds before it comes crashing down. Watching him from the kitchen window, his wife mutters how men have to be told how to do everything. So she opens the window
and yells, "You need more tail!" He shouts back, "Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

Chris

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Boy, I wish when I rolled on the floor laughing my ass would at least get smaller. But NOOOOO!!! There it is, still there.

I have it from one of my sources that your ass has reached the correct viewing size and should not be reduced any further. No improvements are deemed necessary. Any further communications should include a detailed photo with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back.