TODAY'S REFLECTION: "The 12 Rules of Life"

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> Sometimes we need to remember what the 12 Rules of Life really are ...
> and to use them freely !!!
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> 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
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> 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
> it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use the tape.
> (Absolutely true)
>
> 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are:
> "I apologize" and "You are right."
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> 4. Everyone seems normal ... until you get to know them.
>
> 5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
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> 6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.
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> 7. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year
> from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
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> 8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat
> crow while it's still warm.
>
> 9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.
>
> 10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a
> bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right
> about you.
>
> 11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't
> take it, or anything else, with you. Statistics show most people don't live
> to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; we just borrow it while we're here ... even our kids.
>
> 12. Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you
> are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?