beavdog 0 #1 February 28, 2003 I broke up with this girl about 3 weeks ago and she won't quit calling...So last Thursday when I was out at the bars with friends she calls about 15 times. I tried to be polite the first couple, but it just wasn't working. My "drunk" solution was to have all the girls that I was out with answer the phone. It seemed to work cuz she quit calling. I roll home from the bars about 2:30. When I pull up in my driveway I have a 6 ft red penis spray painted on my garage door. Is that not the funniest thing you have ever heard? Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #2 February 28, 2003 Quote I have a 6 ft red penis spray painted on my garage door. She really had a high opinion of you! "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #3 February 28, 2003 Classic. Hell hath no fury like a woman (and her Sherwin Williams dealer) scorned!Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #4 February 28, 2003 Quote I have a 6 ft red penis spray painted on my garage door. Maybe I'm just a crappy artist, but I think if I tried to spray paint a 6 foot tall penis, it would probably end up looking like a palm tree or something! That's funny, though! Here's to the psycho ex-girlfriends that guys have that always keep me entertained!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #5 February 28, 2003 Call the local PD.. Ask them to give her a friendly call stating to leave you alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #6 February 28, 2003 ...or.... go paint a 12 ft muff on her garage door...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwilson 0 #7 February 28, 2003 That's Funny It's funny that you think it's funny Funny HaHA damn funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #8 February 28, 2003 From what you know of her, why would you say that she chose this specific theme for her graffiti art? And why red? Did it look familiar ? -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #9 February 28, 2003 QuoteCall the local PD.. Ask them to give her a friendly call stating to leave you alone. Actually I have no solid proof...only a sneaking suspecion. but a can of red paint in her flower bed....hmmmm Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #10 February 28, 2003 Do you have caller ID? If not get privacy manager.. Her calls will stop.. Not only that you can have the police inform her that her phone bills can be sobpoenad.. spelling? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #11 February 28, 2003 dont want to do that....that'll get ugly...if she wants to fight dirty, she came to the right place...if she thinks im a dick now, shes in for a show Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #12 February 28, 2003 Write to the Dear Sunshine thread. She can fix anything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #13 February 28, 2003 Sunshine may agree that he is a 6 foot dick. LMAO -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dbattman 0 #14 February 28, 2003 I sense a restraining order in your future. Stalking, anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #15 February 28, 2003 If it's just annoying and not threatening, there's not much that is likely to be done. I have a couple years' worth of personal experience here . Tapes, calls to the police, report, the works. But he never painted a six-foot tall red dick (or anything else) on my garage door MAO Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #16 February 28, 2003 LAMO @ Lisa. Note careful differentiation between the use of is and has in your observation. If I were him I'd laugh it off and take it as a compliment. Making an issue out of it wil only waste time and energy better used for skydiving. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #17 February 28, 2003 Quotedont want to do that....that'll get ugly...if she wants to fight dirty, she came to the right place...if she thinks im a dick now, shes in for a show Some people can't take a hint.. Some people need to be flat out smacked across the face legally. I've had an experience with a woman like that.. Pretty pathetic actually.. Shut her down.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #18 February 28, 2003 Well if he HAS a 6 foot dick I want to meet him. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #19 February 28, 2003 If he has a 6 ft dick, take a number Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #20 February 28, 2003 Hey now - if you are not nice - she might tie you up, stab you 196 times and bury you in the backyard.....oh yeah - and then claim self defense...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 February 28, 2003 With a 6 goot dick we can share. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #22 February 28, 2003 what ever happened to size doesn't matter?!?!?! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #23 February 28, 2003 >what ever happened to size doesn't matter?!?!?! I think that's gone with Santa and the Tooth Fairy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #24 February 28, 2003 Quote Quote I have a 6 ft red penis spray painted on my garage door. Maybe I'm just a crappy artist, but I think if I tried to spray paint a 6 foot tall penis, it would probably end up looking like a palm tree or something! ! Could be that you just date funny looking guys.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #25 February 28, 2003 Quote Could be that you just date funny looking guys. That made me laugh! I'm sure Eric has a comment or two as well.... I've never dated someone with a palm tree looking penis...but, has anyone seen one that resembles a candy cane? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
