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PhillyKev

Where's the war against manhole covers???

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Screw the terrorists. I was almost killed by a manhole cover last night. There was an underground electrical fire and explosion that sent the manhole covers flying and one of them almost took off my leg.

Just proves that grandpa Simpson was right. Death is around every corner.

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Must have looked pretty damned cool though!



Didn't see it until it flew past me. But heard it!! The cover hitting the ground was almost louder than the explosion. Never ran so fast in my life. It was just before 6pm and ton of people on the street, amazingly no one was hurt.

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Well you could at least have taken a picture for us whilst you were taking avoiding action.

When you went out last night to get legless I guess that was not what you had in mind.;)

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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Well you could at least have taken a picture for us whilst you were taking avoiding action



Bwahahaha! I guess it didn't happen without the video :)

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Hehe, man holes, I used to lift those up to get access to phone...wait, never mind.

Depending on what kind of manhole cover it is, it weighs around 200lbs. Luckily, they have those little finger notches (for bars to lift them), but you can get a couple fingers under it and deadlift the edge up and over.

Just incase anyone is curious.:P

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Can you prove that the covers have a stockpile of WMD or are planning on building them in the near future? If not can you prove that they have completed disarmerment or are complying with the UN demands to do so? If not lets turn them to glass :P:D


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