Funny but, probably been posted already.

[diablopilot 2]

You know you're living in 2003 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do
not have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of
your best jokes.
13. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.
15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
countries' annual budgets combined.
16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.
17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
18. Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the
latest features, but you have time to go for lunch while yours boots
up.
19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your
department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time
management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
21. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".
AND THE CLINCHERS ARE...
22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
23. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends".
24. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any
more, except to send you jokes from the net.
25. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9.
26. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't No.9
(Bet you all did this one!?!?!?).

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[jumpergirl 0]

That is too funny!

[Pablito 0]

Thanks JP that was really funny and I did that

"If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first"
Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito

[ernokaikkonen 0]

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25. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9.
26. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't No.9
(Bet you all did this one!?!?!?).

Ha! The jokes on you, I anticipated the last bit, and didn't scroll back to number 9!






I did try to lick my elbow after reading one of the "did you know"-lists though.

[skygal3 0]

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6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
phone in a business manner.

I can even top that..my officemate sneezed the other day and I was so bogged with calls and work instead of "bless you" I said "good afternoon"

[TEB6363 0]

Amazing...... I have not had that list e-mailed to me yet...... I have to e-mail it to all my friends

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!