Rules for a fight (Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force)

[mountainman 0]

Remember, it's just a joke.



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U.S.M.C. Rules For Gun fighting During War

1. Bring a gun. No… bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

3. Only hits count. The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

4. If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly.

5. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend.

6. If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a big gun and a friend with a big gun.

7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading, and running.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun.

9. Use a gun that works EVERY TIME.

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.

13. Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work.

14. Use cover or concealment as much as possible. The visible target should be in FRONT of your gun.

15. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

16. Don't drop your guard.

17. Always tactical load and threat scan 360 degrees.

18. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

19. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

20. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

21. Do not go to a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."
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U.S. Navy Rules
1. Adopt an aggressive offshore posture.
2. Send the Marines.
3. Drink Coffee.
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U.S. Army Rules
1. Show up after the fight and provide security and hand out food to all of the displaced civilians.
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U.S. Air Force Rules
1. Watch the fight on cable at the BOQ while drinking cold beer.

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[rgoper 0]

LOL!

--Richard--
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"

[PhillyKev 0]

South Philly Street Fight Rules:

Only one rule - Don't get hurt.
Groin kicks, eye gouges, and elbows to the throat strongly encouraged.

[harryskydives 0]

Don't forget: Admit Nothing, Deny everything, Make counter accusations!

Don't run out of altitude and experience at the same time...

[wildblue 7]

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Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

I apply that to everyday life!

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[coconutmonkey 0]

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