This should make everyone feel safer...

[lizzieb 0]

[slim 0]

there goes the world as we know it!

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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

[sarge 0]

actually didn't occur to me until just now that the reason he is the 'Prince of Darkness' might be because he wears such dark sunglasses on cloudy days?

He looks good behind a .50! Notice, the other guys are, 'behind' him?
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I'm done with the personally meaningful and philosophical sigs!!

[sinker 0]

bwahahahaha!!! lmao!
crazy bastard

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[BoobieCootie 0]

Oh gosh! If it ain't Crazy Train, he's now upgraded!

[Zinger 0]

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Oh gosh! If it ain't Crazy Train, he's now upgraded!

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Yeah now he's up with the "War Pigs".....(sign of my age)..

------Have a good one!--------

[lizzieb 0]

can't you just hear him...

"F%ck, f%ck, Sharon there's f%ckin people shooting at me, f%ck, f%ck, f%ck"

[rhino 0]

Oh God...

[rgoper 0]

that's priceless! as much as i love him, i'd run like hell if his stuttering ass was behind the controls of an armored vehichle!

--Richard--
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"

[skygal3 0]

[ozzy voice]"How the f*&k do you turn this stupid f*@king bastard on anyway??"[/ozzy voice]

[blewaway5 0]

Speaking of Ozzy, I'm bummed...OzFest is not coming through Kansas City this year That's one of the best concerts, and now if I wanna go I have to drive something like 4 hours

Truman Sparks for President

[lizzieb 0]

the first season dvd just came out...i can't justify buying it, but i'm hoping someone i know does so i can borrow it. that show is so ridiculous, but so frickin funny!!!

[skygal3 0]

It will probably end up at a Blockbuster near you..I just rented the first season of The Batchelor..that was pretty cool. The best part was..no commercials, and no waiting until next week to see what happens!

[lizzieb 0]

oh geez, my roommates and i have been obsessed with all of the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows. We were especially obsessed with that first season though, because we had several connections to the bachelor himself. He was/is such a tool!

[skygal3 0]

yeah, but a hottie tool though.

Yes, Alex. I will accept that rose..

[lizzieb 0]

hmmm...i like trista's choice of Ryan the hot firefighter from Vail...i heard he has a twin brother...maybe i should go to colorado and stalk him

[TEB6363 0]

OMG.... Charlie was from Hemmosa Beach, CA. She picked Ryan

Wait, don't ask me how I know that

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[lizzieb 0]

oh shit...i meant ryan...to much fricken reality TV...i start to get all confused...at least i had the right season...

eww...charlie was gross...i'm so glad she didn't pick him

and i'm so impressed you caught my error

[phatcat 0]

Ozzie doesn't bother me. Now if JACK was in there...

[skygal3 0]

Hmmm..haven't seen him yet. And I'm not too skilled in the stalking dept..but if you can wait a week when Sunny gets back she knows a thing or two and if you make a post in her Dear Sunshine column, I am sure she could give you some good advice.

[TEB6363 0]

Advice about Stalking..... Hmmmm, That could be a new reality TV show..... Marry Me Or I'll Hurt You

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[lizzieb 0]

It's probably already in the work for FOX...set to air as soon as Married by America is finished

I won't even watch that one it looks so bad...and I watch almost all of those crappy shows!

[DYEVOUT 0]

Commandment #11

Don't fuck with Ozzy. He may be a shuddering retard now, but at least he made a positive contribution to society when he could.

30 years of killer tunes.

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."