DYEVOUT 0 #1 March 7, 2003 These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 March 7, 2003 I like bacon, I like grits, I like girls with great big......eyes. Honey let me be your salty dog! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #3 March 7, 2003 Shizzo my Izzo to da Izzat Bizzatch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #4 March 7, 2003 QuoteShizzo my Izzo to da Izzat Bizzatch bustin out my ghetto gangsta to english sictionary <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #5 March 7, 2003 lol hizzatch to the bizzatch with a bihatch in the izzo with some fizzo to the rizzo beeeyiatch!! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #6 March 7, 2003 errrr.... what the hell?!?!?!?! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #7 March 7, 2003 dain brammage with the quizzo fizzo in the quizzo bro lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #8 March 7, 2003 uhhhh....whazzzzzup shizelnit, kizickenittripzinitflipzinitenpimpzinit! or something! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
