mccordia 74 #1 March 10, 2003 Damn....I laughed at a few of those things on that 'signs your a skydiver' list, but more and more are coming true.. Yesterday I just sold my CD player to a friend, (calculating that I could buy two jumps for the money) and drove 150 km to the DZ just to bitch about the weather (since I already knew it was gale-force winds even before I left home) Dokter...am I sick?JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #2 March 10, 2003 No way Jarno, You're a healthy skydiver! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #3 March 10, 2003 a healthy skydiver, maybe...but also a broke one :) Already made about 35 jumps this year, damn expensive...wanna go jump every weekend that has sushine...no clue how I'm gonna pay for it al... Selling my cd player helped..a bitJC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #4 March 10, 2003 Hey... 35 jumps this year already... damn.. you guys must be getting the better part of our dutch weather... I got only 20 in so far... and am (WAS) quite content with that number... grr... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #5 March 10, 2003 Joke. Q: How do you know there is a skydiver in the Room? A: Dont worry he will tell you. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #6 March 10, 2003 Quote Hey... 35 jumps this year already... damn.. you guys must be getting the better part of our dutch weather... I got only 20 in so far... and am (WAS) quite content with that number... grr... Gues your just not trying hard enough...hehehe And as to''how do you know there is a skydiver in the room" Usualy the closing-pin necklace worn over his boogy T-shirt, open-toe slippers and freefly pants, mini-rig backpack, the copy of 'parachutist' he is casualy reading just to be noticed (even though he knows the content by heart already) and the pro-track he's playing with are already a quite 'subtle' hint.JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #7 March 10, 2003 Quote how do you know there is a skydiver in the room Don't worry, he'll tell you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #8 March 10, 2003 Quote signs your a skydiver When the elevator stops and someone yells.."door"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #9 March 10, 2003 Two SURE signs,,,,,,,You USED to have ...a savings account...and you Used to wonder,,, "what shall I do this weekend???"....not anymore!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #10 March 10, 2003 Quote Quote signs your a skydiver When the elevator stops and someone yells.."door"? Even worse...when your in an elevator full of wuffo's that stops, you yell 'door', and even though your the only one who gets his own joke, you still laugh out loud without any shame... (after which orcource you tell everyone your a skydiver..brag...brag!)JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #11 March 10, 2003 I have a friend that is named Archie.....well his nickname is of course "Arch".........lol.....you know your a skydiver when you yell across the room "ARCH" and laugh..the cool thing is that he knows why I'm yelling it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #12 March 10, 2003 You know your a sky diver when you look at these attachments. "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 March 10, 2003 You know you are a Skydiver when you take a week vacation and just jump and jump and go to the tunnel and when someone ask you how much you're spending you answer: Don't know, don't wanna know.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #14 March 10, 2003 I just learned I have what is called a horseshoe kidney, meaning I have three kidneys... how much do you think I can get? I figure about $60 k thats 3,000 jumps!!!! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #15 March 10, 2003 How about going on vacation to spain (ampuria) for 10 days and when someone asks "cool...what places did you see" you have to confess that you only saw the 300 meter walk from your hotel to the DZ the whole time. And when they ask why you werent at the beech you answer 'because the sun was shining dummy!!!'JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSkiesKel 0 #16 March 10, 2003 or how bout when you turn down a nite of a dinner and a movie with some friends.. bc thats like "one whole jump man!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #17 March 11, 2003 Or how 'bout you tell your friends you went to Hawaii and when they ask Which island did you see? you answer ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME....from 13k. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
