slim 0 #1 March 10, 2003 A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you." <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #2 March 10, 2003 Hahahahahahaha That's a good one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #3 March 10, 2003 glad some one felt like laughing today, seems we are loosing the humor round here. >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smiles 0 #4 March 11, 2003 Quote glad some one felt like laughing today, seems we are loosing the humor round here. heh! I'm a lay back smilie, life is a bitch and then ya die! Thanks for the humor, I enjoyed!! SMiles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #5 March 11, 2003 hehe, that's funny. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
