Joke.....could be french, you are warned

[flyingferret 0]

WARNING: if french jokes offend you, then change the punch line to some other group you find funny, ie lawyers, etc.

A Bunny & A Snake

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake
and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In
fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as
yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what
you are, so at least you'll have that going for
you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried
the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way
that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French".

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All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI.

[skydiverbob 0]

Funny, version I heard years ago was different, replace French with "Lawyer".

Who Dares Wins

[flyingferret 0]

Perhaps they are synonyms?

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[freekflyguy 0]

An Englishman, Frenchman, blonde babe, and elderly woman are traveling on a train together.

The train goes through a tunnel, and as the carriage goes dark a kissing sound is heard, along with a woman's squeal and a slapping sound.

As the train leaves the tunnel the Frenchman is seen with a bright red hand print on his face.

The Blonde thinks "That horrible Frenchman must have tried to kiss that poor woman thinking it was me, and she slapped his face. Serves him right."

The elderly woman thinks "That horrible Frenchman must have tried to kiss that poor young woman and she slapped his face. Serves him right."

The Englishman thinks " I cant wait till we go through another tunnel, so I can make another kissing sound and slap that French twat again"

Buzz

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

[MC208B 0]

Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A: Unknown, never been tried!

Ah them frogs, gotta lovem