bmcd308 0 #1 March 12, 2003 A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning blue." "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue. The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed? "Yes, I am," she replied. "And what kind of jelly are you using with it? "Grape." ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #2 March 12, 2003 >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #3 March 12, 2003 Heard this on the morning load last Saturday Why do women fake orgasms... ...they think we care <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
