Rebecca 0 #1 March 12, 2003 This is just sad... Pick-up Artist you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 March 12, 2003 Don't knock it, it works Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 March 13, 2003 Sounds like a good plan, you get a babe and not paying for the check...mmmm..mmmmmmm interesting__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #4 March 13, 2003 I'll have to try that. :-)_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 March 13, 2003 everyone has to have thier plan huh? mine is to act like I dont exist...that way they cant turn me down! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #6 March 13, 2003 mine is to act like I dont exist...that way they cant turn me down! LOL -------- I've perfected that one...I'm looking for something a little more "pro-active", though. :-)_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 March 13, 2003 act you dont exist..but do it naked! thatll really get thepoint acrossMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nykim06 0 #8 March 13, 2003 ok act like u don;lt exiced and be naked or go up to a girl say hi and u never know what is going to happend and then later u can take your cloths of i you home Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 March 13, 2003 hey kim, LOL you type worse then I do!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #10 March 13, 2003 AAAAAAAACCKK !! COUGH !! SPUTTER !! GAG !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nykim06 0 #11 March 13, 2003 haha funny kristi sayed the same thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 March 13, 2003 Quote AAAAAAAACCKK !! COUGH !! SPUTTER !! GAG !! OMG! You poor thing! Here, just let me get my arms around you, and [HEAVE!] There! All better? Poor sweet man! Now, don't you worry about that bill- I'm paying, and you're coming home with me, so I can make sure you'll be okay. You'd better hold on to me in case you get weak in the knees... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #13 March 13, 2003 MMMMWWWAAAAHHH HHHAAA HHHAAAA Brilliant. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #14 March 13, 2003 now I gotta list of CHEESEY pick up lines....but thats bad! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #15 March 13, 2003 What are you waiting for. Post that sumbitch! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 March 13, 2003 ROFL! This sounds like a technique George Costanza ( from Seinfeld) might try! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 March 13, 2003 "Hey that dress looks good on you! Know where it would look even better? On my BEDROOM FLOOR!!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 March 13, 2003 "Hey baby, lemme just clear off a place for you to sit down..." <> Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #19 March 13, 2003 That's so sad. Problem is...one of these days, he's really going to be choking and no one will help him.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #20 March 13, 2003 Life imitating art. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0385720920/ref=lib_dp_TFCV/104-5402985-8763168?v=glance&s=books&vi=reader#reader-link Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #21 March 13, 2003 I've read that book too- but that guy did it for cash and he really did choke (not sure if the pick-up artist seriously put his life at risk...). His 'saviors' would buy his dinner, and most of them sent him checks out of feelings of responsibility for him (you know, the old "you saved my life, my life is now yours" thing). Really weird episodes of sexual addiction and a bead fetish scenario gone horribly awry follow... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #22 March 13, 2003 Quote "Hey baby, lemme just clear off a place for you to sit down..." > wow, those are good...mine are a little less creative; find a girl with a short skirt on and tell her that her shoe is untied....blam "You don't look smart enough to talk to, but you are damn fine, lets just skip to the sex?"...blam "your dad must be a thief...cuz I got your number off the prison cell wall" "that guy over there said you were good in the sack...so here I am" "can I help you carry your boobs?" "Jeeze I wish today never happened, whaddya say we get sloppy drunk, have dirty sex, you make me a sammich, I'll leave at 5 am and we can forget today ever happened" >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
