slim 0 #1 March 13, 2003 Male Dominance A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had furnished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me by bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair....... "The funeral director," said his wife. <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #2 March 13, 2003 Funny.... I don't think I'd get past "pointing a finger" Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #3 March 13, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Don't you get any ideas!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #4 March 13, 2003 the only reason I would point to you darlin is simple at Memorial Day @ Perris Point to you, point to me, then point to my tent!!!!how you doin?! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
