kingbunky 3 #1 March 13, 2003 they aren't mine, they aren't new, but they still get a chuckle out of me!1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" 4. I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast. 5. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. 6. I have my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here. 7. I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 9. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. 10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's. 11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. 13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. 14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? 15. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? 16. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!""Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #2 March 13, 2003 Kenny: funny stuff, and TRUE. especially # 2 & 13. DOH! i'm getting old. --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #3 March 13, 2003 Quote Kenny: funny stuff, and TRUE. especially # 2 & 13. DOH! i'm getting old. 2?? Isn't that something like incest?? It's ok as long as it's kept in the family, lol. FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
