jraf 0 #1 March 13, 2003 OK, so we know who swallowed Captain Hooks clock and hand, but please help me write the story of how an obviously amphybious crocodile evolved into a land loveing rhinocerous? Please write your stories. I will compile them and publish them as the New Adventures of Peter Pan (kinky remarks about Wendy welcome) C'mon guys, prank with meEdited to add the prank partjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,560 #2 March 13, 2003 Quote (kinky remarks about Wendy welcome) Now wait just a minute Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #3 March 13, 2003 Quote kinky remarks about Wendy welcome There once was a girl named Wendy, whose clothes were always quite trendy. Her looks would knock the guys dead, before she'd seduce them into her bed, where she'd prove she's equally bendy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #4 March 13, 2003 *old jokes* you heard about "Jack" getting kicked out of the toy box right? why? because he kept trying to eat Wendy's hot-n-juicy! remember, it's just a joke! Raggedy Ann was extricated as well. she kept sitting on Pinnichio's face screaming "lie to me, lie to me!" Peter Pan's real name is Petur Pann. (i understand he's danish?) ok, i know, they're not funny..... --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #5 March 13, 2003 Do you uoys think that Peter Pan had an odd thing on the side with Tinker Bell? I mean there are people who are into midgets I mean, you know with Wendy not being around and all.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #6 March 13, 2003 Oh man, do you really want to get into the sexual sub-texts of the Peter and Wendy story? It's pretty messed up.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 March 13, 2003 By all means...I just figured who did it to who in Winnie the Puh. Man is that a tale full of bestiality and perversion jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 March 13, 2003 Quote Do you uoys think that Peter Pan had an odd thing on the side with Tinker Bell? I mean there are people who are into midgets I mean, you know with Wendy not being around and all.... Well, considering Peter Pan is usually played by chicks in reverse drag, there's definitely something ambigous going on there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 March 13, 2003 I just want to know what the deal is with Smurfette and those 99 male smurfs... What a wierd family. Not that I like to pry or anything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #10 March 13, 2003 Quote Smurfette and those 99 male smurfs Well, that explains why they all have blue balls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #11 March 13, 2003 Yeah...and what about the Sleeping Beauty and the seven midget necrophiliacs that took turns at her...is that sick or what?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #12 March 13, 2003 Quote Quote Smurfette and those 99 male smurfs Well, that explains why they all have blue balls. that was bad! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #13 March 13, 2003 And what about Rumpelstilskin kidnapping children? If you ask me, between Peter Pan, the Smurfs, the Dwarfs, etc... It's a wonder we got so many disturbed folksRemember Wiley Coyote and Yosemite Sam? These guys were obsessed... And I mean obsessed with killing Bugs and the Road Runner. Bunch of sicko's if you ask me. Cartoons, have too much sex, violence, and just down right perversion. Edited to mention: I am fully just kidding around... God bless cartoons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #14 March 13, 2003 This is too weird."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #15 March 13, 2003 they only cartoons for kids these days are South park and Clerks!!!!! straight to the point! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #16 March 13, 2003 Quote . . . Sleeping Beauty and the seven midget necrophiliacs . . . Certainly you mean Snow White.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #17 March 13, 2003 Quote Cartoons, have too much sex, violence, and just down right perversion. no wonder everyone likes them so much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #18 March 13, 2003 Quote Well, considering Peter Pan is usually played by chicks in reverse drag . . . Actually J. M. Barrie wrote Peter Pan (the original play) for an actress "friend" of his. It's assumed they were lovers. It was not originally written as a story for children, but rather about the point that once you grow up you stop having fun. Remember when this was written and it makes a bit more sense -- leisure time was pretty rare in those days for adults. I've read the original and I'd love to see somebody do the play as it was intended as opposed to the childred's version it has evolved into.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,117 #19 March 13, 2003 Quote Quote . . . Sleeping Beauty and the seven midget necrophiliacs . . . Certainly you mean Snow White. If she'd only had a digital camera she wouldn't have had to sing "Someday my prints will come" in that horrible squeaky voice.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #20 March 13, 2003 That was as bad as my smurfs & blue balls joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #21 March 13, 2003 there is ALOT of dry humor here! lovin it! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #22 March 13, 2003 Quote If she'd only had a digital camera she wouldn't have had to sing "Someday my prints will come" in that horrible squeaky voice. I hear all the dwarves asked for enlargements... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #23 March 13, 2003 Nice sig line, Mark Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #24 March 13, 2003 Quote I hear all the dwarves asked for enlargements... MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!!!! lol <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #25 March 13, 2003 Quote If she'd only had a digital camera she wouldn't have had to sing "Someday my prints will come" in that horrible squeaky voice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hear all the dwarves asked for enlargements... Yeah, but she is so kinky she asked for "Double prints", because two is better than one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
