miked10270 0 #1 March 14, 2003 Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas,where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up afloor,you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying,"These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said,"Well, that's better than not having a job,or not loving kids,but I wonder what's further up? " So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,love kids,and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,said the ladies. But,I wonder what's further up? Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework. " Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. " Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #2 March 14, 2003 Quote Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.. Bwahaha. I resemble that remark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #3 March 14, 2003 OMG!!! Do you know my wife???? Just kidding... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #4 March 14, 2003 then theres me, cleaning the basement <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #5 March 14, 2003 Quote Quote Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.. Bwahaha. I resemble that remark oh you know you like itLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
