jceman 1 #1 March 15, 2003 Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, having left the pub a wee late one night, find themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87. Good blood, those O'Grady's!" "That's nothing," says Sean. "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died. Aye, those O'Tooles are a hardy bunch, they are!" Just then, Shamus yells out, "Forget him, here's a fella that lived to be 145 years old!" "What was his name?" ask Paddy and Sean. Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles from Dublin!" Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #2 March 15, 2003 ummmm...... and what's the punchline ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny1488 1 #3 March 15, 2003 Here's a better one. St. Patrick is trying to get on a ferry and the pagan boatsmen are giving him a hard time. "I have to get on this ferry" said Patrick "You'll have to do something to impress me to get me to let you use this ferry." said one of the ferrymen. "Like what?" Patrick asked? "Something funny or disguisting for our amusement. Make a fool of yourself if you will." the ferryman replied. "I will not because I am a christian and a missionary!" Patrick exclaimed. "Oh you must be Patrick the missionary then", the ferryman remarked,"I didnt know. Here you go, the ferry is all yours. Sorry for any problems," He chuckled as he finished with a smile. Patrick steered the ferry away with a smile on his face also. He was smiling because he figured being a christian and missionary got him respect. The ferrymen were smiling because the ferry carried him OUT of Ireland. Johnny --"This ain't no book club, we're all gonna die!" Mike Rome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #4 March 15, 2003 Quote ummmm...... and what's the punchline ?? It would be, "Miles from Dublin." -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
