pop 0 #1 March 17, 2003 Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner,"said Saddam. "What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush. "LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator. "I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I, too, had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner." "What did the banner say?" asked Saddam. "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #2 March 17, 2003 thanks, after the day I've had, I really needed to laugh Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 March 17, 2003 Quote thanks, after the day I've had, I really needed to laugh what was wrong with your day?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #4 March 17, 2003 aah just work stuff. Dealing with people who don't meet deadlines. Problem is, I report to one of them, which kinda makes it a tad awkard. Pacifying printers, trying to convince them not to chuck us out the print schedule .....bla bla fishpaste. I don't want to bore you. but, on a happy note, it is very very close to beer time for me Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 March 17, 2003 I stay out of the war threads, but I tell ya man, I'm still laughing at that one!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #6 March 17, 2003 Quotebut, on a happy note, it is very very close to beer time for me Must be nice. I just got to work. It's only 9:30 in the morning over here. I have a long way to go till I can pour me a nice glass of Guiness.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #7 March 17, 2003 Guiness?Tell you what, should I have one for you? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #8 March 17, 2003 Quote Guiness?Tell you what, should I have one for you? Oh yeah, rub it in... Have 4 of them for me.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brucewayne 0 #9 March 17, 2003 Now that's funny. I wonder if Saddam and his people get online and read some of the stuff about them on the web. Maybe they write it? Good stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #10 March 17, 2003 Quote I wonder if Saddam and his people get online and read some of the stuff about them on the web i wonder how we can say that we want to help the people of iraq,when we keep telling them how stupied they are. I wonder if they make funny stuff about others. I wonder when the day were the strongest dont step on the smaller ones.. After all i had a laugh of the joke,the above were just somthing poping up when i saw that reply.. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #11 March 17, 2003 Quote i wonder how we can say that we want to help the people of iraq,when we keep telling them how stupied they are. sometimes joking is the best way to deal with the harsh reality I wonder if they make funny stuff about others. Without a doubt. Everyone does that. It's human nature I wonder when the day were the strongest dont step on the smaller ones.. Never 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #12 March 17, 2003 ha ha your rigth,but as i wrote it were just somthing poping up when i saw the tread.Notting else Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #13 March 17, 2003 Bush and Saddam are having a debate. Saddam tells Bush: "Your country didn't succeed in Vietnam, and we will defeat you in Iraq!". Bush says nothing. Saddam says "Your military failed in Somalia, Iraq is too great for you!". Bush still says nothing. Finally, it's the end of the debate. Saddam closes with "Allah is with me, I will defeat you! And now, I will return to Baghdad". Bush takes a small black box with a red button on it out of his pocket, presses the button, and asks: "What Baghdad?" Excuse my poor adaptation, I don't remember the original wording. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #14 March 17, 2003 Quote ha ha your rigth,but as i wrote it were just somthing poping up when i saw the tread.Notting else i know 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
