tuesday funny

[kingbunky 3]

An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Austin, Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE?! IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam... Ya shoulda bought a hat."

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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[skygod7777 0]

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To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam... Ya shoulda bought a hat."

that's funny hahahahaha

later

[bluefingers 0]

thank you thank you thank you for posting a funny and making me smile .....

Kerry

[kingbunky 3]

it has been getting a little depressing around here without all the regular pw's... too many serious discussions about war and crap....

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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[slim 0]

hahahahaha

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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

[kingbunky 3]

more funnies NSFW!!!

just random silliness.

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
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killing threads since 2001