MattM 0 #1 March 18, 2003 (just got done watching rush hour) War.... huh.. what is it good for? absolutely nothin'!!! except to get rid of SH. just adding another war thread. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 March 18, 2003 Fuck war. Fuck politics. I want to see a thread that will make me laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #3 March 18, 2003 if you heard me sing that, u would laugh.... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #4 March 18, 2003 Been watching Rush Hour? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #5 March 18, 2003 Quote (just got done watching rush hour) noooo Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 March 18, 2003 Here ya go Bytch.... LITTLE BILLY ON ...GETTING OLDER Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man." Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!" >~~~~~~~~~~ LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking." >~~~~~~~~~ LITTLE BILLY ON...MATH: Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6,"replied BILLY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!" >~~~~~~~~~~ LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH: Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" BILLY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob." >~~~~~~~~~~~ LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR: One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful." Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #7 March 18, 2003 Quote Fuck war. Fuck politics. I want to see a thread that will make me laugh. You didn't laugh at my posting on THIS thread? SNIFF I try and I try. And this is the thanks I get! Hmmmpppfffff... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #8 March 18, 2003 QuoteFuck war. Fuck politics. I want to see a thread that will make me laugh. Did you watch the video with the cat and the fan? :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #9 March 18, 2003 Sorry guys. I'm in work hell, so I come here to destress and all I find is people arguing about the fucking war. Can't take it anymore. Either somebody makes me laugh really soon or my head's gonna explode. Ya know how hard it is to get brains off a monitor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakshow 0 #10 March 18, 2003 Well I looked through most of the stuff on my computer looking for something that hadn't already been posted this is all I could come up with it's from the same page as the hell test that was posted a couple of days ago. But this one made me laugh. You need speakers to make it work though. funny stuff B.L. (the brain) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #11 March 18, 2003 Quote Sorry guys. I'm in work hell, so I come here to destress and all I find is people arguing about the fucking war. Can't take it anymore. Either somebody makes me laugh really soon or my head's gonna explode. hmmm?? How can you tell if a blonde has been using a vibrator?? Her front teeth are chipped Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychic68 0 #12 March 19, 2003 I know, brains are extremely hard to scrape off. I'm with you sister, we all need a good laugh. Somedays wouldn't you just love to take a shotgun to your computer? Bet that would make ya feel good. Que sera sera Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
