A joke. (yes, it's french)

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An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The
American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France."

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[pop 0]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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"France, which has led opposition to the war, indicated it would change its view if Saddam used chemical or biological weapons against US forces."

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[r2hubert 0]

That is almost as funny as this one http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=103531#103531

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Renaud SMA #9
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[NoShitThereIWas 0]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!! That was a good one but EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!

Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires."

Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

[DYEVOUT 0]

Wow,

You have a hell of a memory, that was posted just after you joined up - but long before I did.

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."