slim 0 #1 March 19, 2003 Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor indancing like a retard. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that . you love them. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. ____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. _____ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. _____ WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gob. <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 March 19, 2003 I didnt know there were dangers to drinking... 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #3 March 19, 2003 Yep, all of above.... I hate wondering what happened last night...And whose underwear are these??? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #4 March 19, 2003 Yeah...I thought they were features of drinking. I wouldn't exactly call them dangers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #5 March 19, 2003 Quote The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. My children must have been born via immaculate conception as I was totally sober both times. I knew they were special. And to think I though something else caused pregnancy. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 March 19, 2003 Quote WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. I discovered that one last weekend at the karaoke bar. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 March 19, 2003 Quote And to think I though something else caused pregnancy. The storks. A white stork brings white babies. A black stork brings black babies. However, for no babies, there's a little swallow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #8 March 19, 2003 LMAO...that was too cute. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #9 March 19, 2003 Quote I hate wondering what happened last night... Yep...One morning I wake up naked. No big deal I don't wear clothes to bed but I couldn't find my clothes. I walk out to the street and see my clothes on the ground. To date I have no clue what happened. I know my friends sister brought me home . Damn evil Vodka Martini.Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #10 March 19, 2003 errrrrr.... that blows (been there only my clothes were on the front porch) <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #11 March 19, 2003 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. Damn, I hate it when that happens! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #12 March 19, 2003 Quote WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. Damn, I hate it when that happens! me too.....errrr....wait....nevermind! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 March 19, 2003 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering why you are wearing bra and panties. At least that's what DiverDriver told me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #14 March 19, 2003 Quote Quote WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. I discovered that one last weekend at the karaoke bar. they have Karaoke bars now? Geez. talk about catering to the terminally lame. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 March 20, 2003 Quote they have Karaoke bars now? Geez. talk about catering to the terminally lame Ok, it was a bar that had karaoke for the night...it's not really a karaoke bar. BTW, nice link. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
