Laugh of the day

[CrazyIvan 0]

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well
dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The
weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that
seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and
said,"You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my
little FiFi is using that seat?"

The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but
after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing
the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit
there?". I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted
"You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the
dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor
and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know, sir,
you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat
holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side
of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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You drive your autos on the wrong side

Nice joke (), but we call them "cars"

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[pojo 0]

that's funny

pojo
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

[DYEVOUT 0]

SWEET !!!!

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[TEB6363 0]

ROFLMAO.....

Very nice...

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[riggerrob 643]

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