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Jess has a serious problem

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I have a problem too. My boyfriend's best friend is a butthead and a criminal. I'm not sure how to deal with it.


Maybe if you weren't such an overbearing zealot, you would be better off.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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What are your problems??


My problem is that I used to be such a decent human being. Within the past couple of months, though, that has all gone downhill. Now, I'm running from the cops, going straight through toll booths, shoplifting, trashing/pissing people off at hotels... I don't know what to do. I can only see myself having a future as a biker chick with chaps and big hair!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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I don't know what to do. I can only see myself having a future as a biker chick with chaps and big hair!



and there is somthing wrong w/this? :P

My problem is I want to jump from airplanes every sunny day, but Im broke. Anyone want to give me money?:S
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I blame the company you keep.


Hey! What a coincidence! Me, too! This proves that I'm right!

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Conversely, I used to be a law-breakin' bar fly, but now I stay home and knit.


And now I'll blame the company you keep! (Wasn't his excitement waxing his car this weekend? :P)
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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and there is somthing wrong w/this?


Yes! I'm not fast enough to outrun the cops yet! If I keep up these antics, I'll get caught some day! (Well, unless the biker stud I'm on the back of is quick...but that's up for debate.)

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I knew that decline in your "Angel Rating" was an accurate prediction.


:( What happened to my 95% rating Billvon gave me?
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Yes...Jess has a serious problem. I haven't seen her boobies yet. She should remedy this as soon as possible. B|


Val.....Since I'm technically a cop in a few more days....does this mean I can chase you now? ;) Incidentally....I don't recall seeing your boobies yet either young lady!!!

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Man...I turn my back for one second, and people start talkin' stuff behind my back!

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does this mean I can chase you now?


You couldn't keep up!

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close to 50% by the end of that one weekend.


Things that happen on vacation don't affect angel status.

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it should be more like .000005%


No, you're wrong. Mardi Gras only boosted my angel status. I have a picture of me by a huge church sign just to prove how holy I am! :D

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Boy do I feel out of the loop...


Want me to fill you in? WB has a secret crush on Jess, so he's always teasing her on the forums. Clay is moving to Ohio and seems to be trying to "line things up" with multiple females (who conveniently don't live in that state) before he actually gets there :D Bytch corrupted me at Eloy. Eric is jealous that he didn't get to ride on a bike, so he tries to insult my goodness level. He's wrong, though.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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Hmm, you must not have been in that huge crowd out at the beer tent that night at WFFC




DAMMITT DAMMITT DAMMITT!!!! :D


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Clay is moving to Ohio and seems to be trying to "line things up" with multiple females (who conveniently don't live in that state) before he actually gets there




Have I mentioned that I travel a lot with this new job? ;)


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You couldn't keep up!




Heheheheeheee...Uhhh...Yeah...;)

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