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Rebecca

Guys- need some help here.

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Come on guys this is easy! Stand up for yourselves. When one of you sees him "walk into" someone elses conversation, go get him and help the other guy out. Drag him out of the one conversation and into another where he can do no harm.

Blues!

Blue skies,

Jim

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I had a friend that used me for bait (so you know he is butt ugly if he is using me for that) then boom he would literaly stand between me and the lady!

I would just pinch his ass, so the girl thought he had a nervous twitch!

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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

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I'm ...um... socially challenged. In other words, I generally can't tell the difference between a two-person conversation that I can join and one that I can't, unless the two people involved are really close to each other and leaning in.



Wendy, silly! You prove your are not socially challenged by that observation!

Single people of the opposite sex drinking and talking are to be left alone until the female sees you a block away and screams "WENDY! HOW ARE YOU" and then whispers to you "get me the hell away from this psychopath!" -OR- she throws her drink into the male's face.

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There's nothing worse than 5 guys crowded around a girl trying to impress her. Everyone ends up looking like a dork.



Aw, c'mon, don't say that. You're taking all the fun away if you take that away from us! ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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well since I have no social life anyway, maybe that's OK.

....................... Damn, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one having trouble with this "dating" thing. I thought it was because I was off the market for the last 15 years and WAY out of the loop. Thanks for the "insight"

Steve M
>^..^<
for me -- SkyDiving is a life sentence -- for it has saved my life.

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There's nothing worse than 5 guys crowded around a girl trying to impress her. Everyone ends up looking like a dork.



Aw, c'mon, don't say that. You're taking all the fun away if you take that away from us! ;)


No fun for you! The practice of mass girlie attack does not work. Find you prey... and alone, make your designs for the evening... singly you may win her over, but cummunitivly.... you often go home w/ you hand.

Is it a wonder I found a wife? I think so! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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