airann 1 #1 March 20, 2003 For 2 days I have a headache. Just a garden variety headache. Naturally, I try to forget about it. Which doesnt work. I try some Excedrin maybe it will work later. I try coffee. Nada. I finally decide to do a little search for cures on my favorite- Google. I put in HEADACHE RELIEF. This is what I got. Seriously, click numero uno- Millions of Americans regularly suffer from headaches. Here are some tips to help prevent them and ease the pain: Though disputed by conventional Western medicine, the ancient Chinese art of kneecap-smashing may distract you from your headache. The surest method of headache prevention is to develop a working time machine, go back to 1988, and marry a different woman who doesn't nag your ass into the ground about where you were all night and who was there with you and were you drinking. No matter how bad your head hurts, do not under any circumstances attempt to remove it. Many popular herbal headache remedies exist, including valerian and kava kava, but be advised that they don't do shit. Headaches can get so bad that, in some cases, doctors prescribe morphine or methadone. A better way to look at this is that headaches can get so good that doctors prescribe morphine or methadone. If you have a severe headache, you likely have five or six throbbing red lightning bolts behind your sinuses. Neutralize them with a soothing, bluish, glowing orb. A key to headache prevention is avoiding getting Starship's "We Built This City" stuck in your head. If you suffer from recurring headache pain, you probably have a tumor or something. Man, am I glad I'm not you. If you suspect that your headache is a migraine, ask yourself: Does the prospect of having a double-barreled shotgun inserted in your anus and discharged fill you with thoughts of blessed, eternal relief? If so, it's probably a migraine. Headache sufferers, be advised that episodes can easily be triggered by stress, improper diet, or people constantly chiming in with their useless fucking headache advice. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luv2Fall 0 #2 March 21, 2003 Two to three BC powders do it for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brokeneagle 0 #3 March 21, 2003 I go for th' Goody's powders- 2 or 3 knock out th' worst'uns-- feel better, my fren' Brokeneagle. I'm really very gentle, no matter what my kung-fu teacher says... he is giving me a reputation I do not deserve! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #4 March 21, 2003 You know what, I feel better now that I saw some nakid military dudes. I see dropzone.com is getting better all the time these days. LOL I better save those, you never know ..... ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #5 March 21, 2003 Hey if none of that works, try Good Sex Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuffDiver 0 #6 March 21, 2003 Quote Hey if none of that works, try Good Sex Oh my God, I have such bad headache. Can I get some help over here ladies. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #7 March 21, 2003 Looks like Muff needs some serious help. What do you think NoShit?? Should we run a background check or should we not bother? LOL ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 March 21, 2003 I heard somewhere that semen is supposed to be the ultimate headache cure. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #9 March 21, 2003 Oh dear Lord.... Now you went too far.... ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Islandcool 0 #10 March 21, 2003 Quote Oh dear Lord... Whoa...did you just use the word lord in response to a comment about semen? ....Outstanding! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #11 March 21, 2003 Oopsie... My mistake... I dont know what has gotten into me tonight. Must have been those paint fumes... remodel / repainting guest bath. That IS MY story and I am sticking to that one, so far. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #12 March 21, 2003 Hmmm AirAnn, I looked at his profile and such but couldn't find any info on him. That is a bad sign. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #13 March 21, 2003 QuoteShould we run a background check or should we not bother? I think he use to post as Short&Quik, for what it's worth.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #14 March 21, 2003 Quote Quote Should we run a background check or should we not bother? I think he use to post as Short&Quik, for what it's worth. LMAO!!! Okay well short and quick, that just about sums it all up. I have all the information I need.Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
