AggieDave 6 #1 March 21, 2003 I thought this would bring some humor out. Especially since the article is supposed to be dead serious. http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2346716a4560,00.html QuoteUFOs are Saddam's secret - UFO watchers claim 21 March 2003 By MARTIN DAVEY President Bush decided to attack Iraq because he was scared Saddam Hussein would use technology from a crashed alien spaceship, UFO watchers claim. But the dictator doesn't want "Dubya" getting his hands on the space-age technology, says a professed Kiwi UFO expert. He and his fellow space-case managers say a UFO crashed in Iraq in 1998. Top American secret agents have been worried since then that Iraqi president Saddam would break it down to find out how to build his own spaceship and weapons, they claim. Wellington UFO believer Bre said President Bush wouldn't be told about the spacecraft. "Normally the president of the USA doesn't have a security clearance high enough to be in the know about all the Black Operations projects. "You have to have MK Ultra clearance, before you are given access to such things as reverse engineering alien technology," Bre said. George Dubya's father George Bush senior - who was president during the last Gulf war in 1991 - was a former head of the CIA. Apparently he told his son. And somehow Bre - who doesn't have a last name - has found out about the UFO conspiracy. "Bush senior was privy to info that he wouldn't normally have access to," Bre told Truth. The Americans should be careful in case Saddam already had alien weapons technology, Bre said. "I imagine Saddam would delight in knocking the USA's airforce out of his skies," he said. He forwarded Truth an email from an American UFO watcher. She claimed President Clinton almost attacked Iraq in 1998 after Saddam threw out United Nations weapons inspectors. But Clinton decided against it at the last minute. He was scared Saddam already had alien technology, she claimed. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,593 #2 March 21, 2003 Harumph. Now that you've let the secret out, we'll have to do something about it What color scales would you like? Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 March 21, 2003 I wonder how you get "MK Ultra Clearance." Do you have to watch the X-files every day or just keep a towel with you at all times? (bonus points for anyone catching the reference).--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 March 21, 2003 QuoteI wonder how you get "MK Ultra Clearance." Do you have to watch the X-files every day or just keep a towel with you at all times? (bonus points for anyone catching the reference). I did catch that, but couldn't correlate it immediately...from the movie right?So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 March 21, 2003 No, its from a book. The book talks about a few things, mainly about not panicing and the meaning of life. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 March 21, 2003 Quote No, its from a book. The book talks about a few things, mainly about not panicing and the meaning of life. No!! I read all five books in the trilogy and I do not remember MK Ultra being mentioned? Help!!! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 March 21, 2003 Oh, ok, nope, MK Ultra isn't mentioned, I was referencing keeping a towel with you at all times. Joking about the aliens/ufo crap. MK Ultra is mentioned in the article I posted. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #8 March 21, 2003 Quote Oh, ok, nope, MK Ultra isn't mentioned, I was referencing keeping a towel with you at all times. Joking about the aliens/ufo crap. MK Ultra is mentioned in the article I posted. Ok, towel, check. MK Ultra...I've heard that phrase outside that article. I can't remember if it was a legitimate source or something else... phooey...I'll lose sleep over something like this... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 March 21, 2003 No, you'll loose sleep because the government is using alien microwave technology to disrupt your sleep. Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you... hehehe --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #10 March 21, 2003 Quote No, you'll loose sleep because the government is using alien microwave technology to disrupt your sleep. Remember, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you... hehehe What do you mean by that? Ho...how w-w-would you know that? W-w-why isn't my tin-foil hat working? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #11 March 21, 2003 I don't have a towel with me but I have been trying to throw myself at the ground and miss. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #12 March 21, 2003 Everybody, Please... DONT PANIC!!! I mean, just what was so scary about Saddam having alien technology... Unless it would allow him to find out just exactly WHAT "Dubya" really is! Let's face it - we can tolerate and indeed expect certain physical and intellectual shortcomings in French, Texans, or indeed any grossly inbred community, but Dubya seems to abuse that acceptance? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,121 #13 March 21, 2003 Well, that explains all those doubles. The aliens must have perfected cloning. That's all we need - a dozen Husseins running around, causing trouble. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #14 March 21, 2003 Im gonna panic! Ive left my towel and cant wrap it around my head to keep from hearing the poetry!! arrrrggg the agony. but what about my mail... why should I keep it? leave it up to the kiwi's to come up with somthing like this! Actually Im supriesed we didnt get something like this in the states first!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,158 #15 March 21, 2003 QuoteIm gonna panic! Ive left my towel and cant wrap it around my head to keep from hearing the poetry!! arrrrggg the agony. but what about my mail... why should I keep it? DUCT TAPE! Endorsed by the USHSA.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 March 21, 2003 duct tape? what that in there? I know it holds the universe together but i dont remember seein it in the book.on a more serious note... its gotton pretty bad when the stores run out of duct tape and plastic sheeting before bread and milk! OTOH that does sound like it shoulda been in the booK! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #17 March 21, 2003 Quote Im gonna panic! Ive left my towel and cant wrap it around my head to keep from hearing the poetry!!! Don't you mean tinfoil? "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ERICCONNELLY 0 #18 March 21, 2003 QuoteI have been trying to throw myself at the ground Me too!! Not often enough tho. (weather sucks) The way I figure it the higher you are when you hurl yourself at the ground, the more time you have to miss it, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #19 March 21, 2003 Quote Quote Im gonna panic! Ive left my towel and cant wrap it around my head to keep from hearing the poetry!!! Don't you mean tinfoil? No, the towel in the proper tool for that use. You'd best go back and read the trilogy again; all five books of it. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
