hobbes4star 0 #1 March 22, 2003 Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear attack?? -John F. Kennedy Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?? -Bill Clinton Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?? -Lyndon B. Johnson Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister?? -Thomas Jefferson Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?? -Bill Clinton Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his re- election campaign?? -Andrew Jackson Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else?? -George Washington, Lyndon B. Johnson Which president had a torrid affair with the First Lady's personal secretary?? -Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet, while, at one point a secret service agent pre- vented the hysterical First Lady from attacking them?? -Warren G. Harding Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner about the other president who did the same in a closet?? -John F. Kennedy Which Vice-President was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e. numerous) than the President's?? -Lyndon B. Johnson Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing off his penis, which he named Jumbo?? -Lyndon B. Johnsonif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 March 22, 2003 Hobbes you are sick.... (I deny any personal attack here)... but I had me a good laugh at this one! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #3 March 22, 2003 Got video?? Lol. FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 March 22, 2003 Quote Which Vice-President was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e. numerous) than the President's?? -Lyndon B. Johnson My Dad was a reporter during this time. He said that Kennedy, and the appropriately-named Johnson, had even more shenanigans than Clinton. It's just that at that time, people didn't talk about it so much. People were more discreet back then, but that doesn't mean they were more moral.What he told me is that LBJ walked into a cabinet meeting where a bunch of his staff were talking about all of Kennedy's many um, indiscretions. And LBJ said, "I got more pussy by accident than Kennedy ever got on purpose!" Judging from the way these two men look, I'm not sure I believe that. LBJ was an ugly mofo. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #5 March 22, 2003 Hmmmm......I thought that Johnson just picked Beagles up by their ears! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #6 March 22, 2003 How can you tell when a President is lying? | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | His lips are moving.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
