Zenister 0 #1 March 23, 2003 sure its derivative, but some of these are funny drink when: bush is called a crusader x2 if its by saddam saddam is called evil x2 if its by bush iraq troops surrender to the media x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object iraq uses weapons it claims not to have the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have a member of the media gets shot at a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox) or arron brown(cnn) saddam uses a scud he doesnt have x2 if its towards Israel the united states terrorist threat level changes the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11 france goes pro US invasion germany takes the side of the united states in a global war Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school someone implies tony blair is bush's bitch someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's bitch anybody 'warns' anybody the word "escalation" is used iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united nations an American is shot down over iraq x2 if an iraqi makes in into an aircraft an American is shot, x2 if its by an enemy the media compares the war to blackhawk down x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down a puppet government is installed in iraq x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US saddam uses the word 'Zionist' x2 if its bin laden you change your opinion on the war the media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions x2 if its because of american military action finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was the united states iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers x2 if its with bullets the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing x2 if they don't get away with it al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn" finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera" the conflict is compared to the vietnam war x2 if the word "quagmire" is used saddam goes missing finish your drink if he is confimed killed the pope is said to "pray for peace" bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear' finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off richard armitage's neck shows up if you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emirates on a map x2 if you even own a map of the region finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly any of the following commentators are on tv: x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth, general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler, thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews, anybody running for United States President x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson, brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle, william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger x3 any former united states president an actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year an american reminds the french of world war one and two x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war saddam torches the oil fields someone reports from "the arab street" colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake" the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state, and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief' tariq azziz's glasses get larger somebody says saddam "tortures his own people" you momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war an arrow anti-missle missle is fired x2 if it intercepts something tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks God picks a side finish your drink if its not yours somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress x2 if that person owns a S.U.V. a protest sign attacks Bush directly x2 if it attacks saddam directly The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically' starts x2 if iraq tries the same thing Saddam is compared to Hitler x2 if bush is compared to Hitler someone compares the size of iraq to california or france The media refers to itself as 'embedded' someone says "shock and awe" The words "Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction" are used x2 if its shortned to "WMD" A US Official uses the word "liberate" Bush says "innocent civilians" Bush quotes scripture x2 saddam quotes the koran Somebody says "between Iraq and a hard place" A videophone craps out x2 the anchor apologizes for it Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?" x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial Any political or military leader refers to Australia Saddam shoots a gun into the air Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior bush" you see soldiers in gas masks x2 if they were actually necessary an initial news report turns out to be false x2 if the anchor openly admits it this game is mentioned in the news x2 if the bush twins are playing it Bush directly addresses Iraqis x2 Saddam directly addresses Americans a saddam body double is seen someone refers to "coalition of the willing" x2 if is because a member is actually providing combat troops someone refers to 'Halliburton' Media cameras on the baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like an erect penis someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive x2 if he reminds us himself The media refuses to report something because of operational security x2 if its immediately followed by a commentator telling what will happen next the media reports that something "is not the start of the war" x2 if it involves any act of war the military learns of something for the first time from the media someone uses the term "cradle of civilization" ari fleischer lies x2 if it is directly to helen thomas anybody says something about exercising a right to protest x2 if its added that it what the troops are fighting for on the baghdad cam, a car runs a red light x2 if it stops x3 if its during a bombing any coalition representative mentions securing oil fields x2 if immediatly followed by "for the benefit of the iraqi people"____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. 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AggieDave 6 #2 March 23, 2003 Quotegeraldo riviera(fox) He's not in Iraq, he's still in Afganistan.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #3 March 23, 2003 Quote drink when: i would say jump when Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 March 23, 2003 Damn, you'd get plastered in one hour, I'd bet! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #5 March 24, 2003 Who sang this song? "I smoke two joints in time of peace, I smoke two joints in time of war, ..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #6 March 24, 2003 QuoteWho sang this song? "I smoke two joints in time of peace, I smoke two joints in time of war, ..." Sublime. The song is "Smoke Two Joints" from the 40oz. To Freedom CD. KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #7 March 24, 2003 It's also on the Mallrats soundtrack. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #8 March 24, 2003 Quote It's also on the Mallrats soundtrack. *swoon* I admire your taste in movies. I have accepted Kevin Smith as my personal Savior. As if you couldn't tell from my avatar...KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #9 March 24, 2003 Well! I'm drunk...anyone else!? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #10 March 24, 2003 Quote I have accepted Kevin Smith as my personal Savior. Snoogans. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #11 March 24, 2003 Quote It's also on the Mallrats soundtrack. It's also in Norwegian Chronicle, a skydiving/BASE short film featuring a gratuitous bikini carwash scene. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #12 March 24, 2003 QuoteWho sang this song? "I smoke two joints in time of peace, I smoke two joints in time of war, ..." "I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more." . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
