CrazyThomas 0 #1 March 25, 2003 Can I post Semi-Rotten Jokes? Hear about the new shoe Nike has out for lesbians? ---It has an extra long tongue, and only takes one finger to get off----- Anyone else have jokes to add?????? Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #2 March 25, 2003 I posted this before, a while ago, so I'm sure a few individuals didn't read it... After a long, long night of toasting the days events with Bacardi and Beer, three jump buddies headed off to their respective tents. The next day each of the jumpers met for breakfast. They all seemed to be feeling the harsh effects of the previous night's festivities, and each of them was curious as to which of them had the worst night. The first jumper proclaimed that he had so much to drink the night before that he had lost control of his bladder and "wet the sleeping bag" sometime during the night. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that his new girlfriend was sharing his sleeping bag at the time and was now very upset with him. The second jumper was not impressed as he told of having tried to use the porta-potty and, while losing his balance, fell head-first straight into the "fecal reservoir". This wouldn't have been so bad except that his head became stuck in the opening. It was not until early in the morning that his girlfriend noticed him missing from his tent, came looking and freed him from his ordeal. Needless to say, it will be a while before she wants to run her fingers through his hair again. The third jumper, looking quite embarrassed, turned to the other two and said "You got off easy...I went back to my tent and blew chunks for about 30 minutes. My girlfriend was so mad, she left and said she will never speak to me again." The other jumpers didn't seem very impressed with his ordeal and couldn't understand why his girlfriend was so upset. To this the third jumper replied "I don't think you understand...Chunks is my dog." FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,588 #3 March 25, 2003 I heard this joke for the first time from my then 15-year-old son. While one understands that 15-year-olds say this kind of thing, normally they don't choose to share it with their mothers. I guess it means we have a god relationship, but dang! Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #4 March 25, 2003 youre sick man... but thats what I love about ya! btw... bud willie was going to put something together from the zhills trip.. Ill make sure you get a copy when its done.. not sure when because he didnt come out last weekend and he doesnt have my footage.. we will get mikes too.. -kevin_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
