Late evening joke

[CrazyIvan 0]

In an elementary school, the teacher is writing on the blackboard and suddenly little Janet says:

-Miss Johnson, may I go to the bathroom?, I gotta pee

Miss Johnson turns around and says

-Janet, we don't say 'Pee' but 'Number one'

Few moments later, little Timmy says:

-Miss Johnson, I need to go to the bathroom, I gotta poop

Miss Johnson looks at Timmy and says:

-We don't say 'Poop' but 'Number two'

Then while the teacher is still talking to little Timmy, little Johnny yells:

-MISS JOHNSON, QUICK, GIMME A NUMBER, I GOTTA FART!!!!

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