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JohnJug

I'm a Skydiver...

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and I'm ok
I drink all night and I jump all day

CHOIR
He's a Skydiver and he's ok
He drinks all night and he jumps all day

SKYDIVER
I eat my lunch. I fart on the plane
and then I jump out the door
I fall all the way down to the earth
and then I go back for more

CHOIR
He eats his lunch. he farts on the plane
and then he jumps out the door
He falls all the way down to the earth
and then he goes back for more

He's a Skydiver and he's ok
he drinks all night and he jumps all day

SKYDIVER
I jump out of planes, I I tumble and fall
I like to float around
I wear a suit with grippers
and float slowly towards the ground

CHOIR
He jumps out of planes, he tumbles and falls
he likes to float around.
He wears a suit with grippers
and floats slowly towards the ground?!?

He's a Skydiver and he's ok
he drinks all night and he jumps all day

SKYDIVER
I jump out of planes, wear a suit with grippers
and fly only on my belly
I want to be an r.w.'er
just like my dear daddy

CHOIR
He jumps out of planes, wears a suit with grippers
and flies only on his belly

(talking)
What's this? Wants to be a r.w'er?! Oh my!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

He's a Skydiver and he's ok
he drinks all night and he jumps all day


Sorry, I'm a little bored at the moment. :P


You come from nothing. You go back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!

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