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Is that you wetting the couch?



Hahahaha


I saw a guy pass out on a couch once at a party. He woke up after about 25 minutes, stumbled up to the TV and peed on it, went back to the couch and went back to sleep. Ben denied all of it the next day, and although it sucked, it was very very funny.
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We used to do stuff like that all the time. One cousin once woke up in the front yard naked - after all the neighbors had a chance to see him of course - we still get a good chuckle out of that one. We convinced another cousin that he had wet the bed. Priceless, I tell you, priceless. Years later we told him the truth. :)

Keith

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Did you see the episode of Bachelorette where one guy got really drunk, went into his bedroom, peed on his bed then crawled in? They took him and his bed and put him on the lawn. He woke up wondering, "what the . . .? Funnier than hell.
Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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It is a common practice in my house to poor water on the pants of a particular roommate. We've probably done it 20 times and he still thinks he's peed his pants.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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Do you trust your friends?


I trust that my friends have pretty much done what's shown in the pictures all to themselves without assistance of anyone else.

Maybe I need new friends. :S
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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:D One of my friends got extremely loaded and passed out. He got up, went to the kitchen opened the fridge, took a huge piss in it, took a big chug on the gallon of milk, went back to the couch and started snoring blissfully :D

He too remembered nothing the next day. This incident earned him the nickname "the fridge" :D:D:D

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All this reminds of the time my cousin (same age as me) and I were in a grocery store (as kids) and decided to play a joke on my cousin's brother (1 year younger and kind of a brat at the time). We came across a bag of doggie treats that looked like chocolate candy. We bought it and went back to the house. We pretended like we were eating it when we knew he was about to see us. He, of coarse, wanted some but at first we wouldn't let him have any. Then we finally "caved in." After letting him eat a couple pieces we busted out laughing. He was pissed.

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at a going away party for my buddie and I (when we went to europe) he passes out and we completely painted his face with permanent marker...was there for 3 days...he got me back though (once we got home) when I woke up one morning and it wasnt until that night (after spending the day outside with my grandparents) that I noticed my left leg was shaved and I had all sorts of designs on my back in perm marker....I guess my grandparents thought it was a new tatoo!
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Is that you wetting the couch?


I saw a guy pass out on a couch once at a party. He woke up after about 25 minutes, stumbled up to the TV and peed on it, went back to the couch and went back to sleep. Ben denied all of it the next day, and although it sucked, it was very very funny.



One of my friends did something similar at a party at my house, he peed all over the VCR. I was wasted and just said "Mate, you're peeing on the VCR" to which he replied "No I'm not, what the *uck are you doing here" I just went to bed. A week later the VCR was stolen. Now that's karma.

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We had one friend that was always passing out early in the night, right in the middle of the party that was going on. I don't think I can count how many times he was shaving creamed or wrote on. One night he woke up while some one was shaving creaming his face. He got pissed and went to sleep in his truck. He must have accidentaly put the car in neutral or something because a few hours later his truck was in the middle of the road. Thankfully no one was injured.



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Once after this fair my frat puts on every year 3 pledges from another frat came up to the house during the after party. These knucleheads then proceeded to tell us how they were gonna drink us under the table and how cool they were and what a bunch of rabble we were much to our amusement. We gladly let them have their fill of beer. I mean we did have 17 kegs so we could afford to share:ph34r:. Now I have to give you a picture of my frat. We were part of a National Frat but due to infractions, the school the town and all the other frats hating us we had to form our own independent frat so we took the name Delta inspired by Animal House and much to everyones chagrin we survived. The house had motorcycles hanging from the trees and part of a VW buried in the lawn. I've heard rumors ranging from we ran a whore house to we had Meth labs in the basement. I've seen girls run past the house at dusk like we were gonna run out to the sidewalk and kidnap them of the street(thats actually how we got our labor to run the whore house:P). So after a hard days work the how shall we say party favors came out and the drinking began and thats what these fools walked into. Well just as our party is hitting full force these guys are stumbling around with their egos puffed way out from drinking and with that ego growth came a direct loss in brain function. They lasted till about 1 am then the fun began full makeup was applied eyebrows were shaved, a couple of chests got spray painted, shoes tied together, throw in liberal application of perm marker and then coverd in trash on the portch. One comes too it was so funny because I had kinda forgotten he was under all that trash and all the sudden it starts moving, which drew a crowd. Poor guy comes to and were all circled around him laughing and he doesn't yet have a real clue as too why he gets up takes a step and falls down, He fell for the shoe laces thing lol. he fumbles with his laces for five minutes as we give him helpful hints, then he gives up and shuffles off to our laughter and the constant question of "are you really just gonna leave your brothers here?" which he did. Shuffeling 6 inches a step which gave us plenty of time to admire our work vanishing into the distance. I left the portch shortly thereafter and never did find out when the other 2 snuck off but they did leave their pledge books so we wrote a note to their brotherhood telling them that their pledges had left their pledge books at our house because they got to drunk:P. We told them they could have them back for a couple of cases of beer. We never heard back from them but a few pledges probably got their ass chewed out for a long time. I wonder how long they scrubbed before they realized that Delta's were not coming off immediatly and that the whole time they were getting bitched at a Delta would be staring at their brothers.

Ohhh the memories I hadn't thought about that in quite a while it brings a tear to the eye

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Is there any truth to soaking one's hand in warm water while they're asleep could cause them to pee in their bed?:S



YES, it is true, and incredibly funny to watch:P - not that I would do such a thing. My friends are complete b*&!ards, they know that when I'm drunk I'm also easily led. One time when I met this cute girl in a club and arranged to meet her the next day, I borrowed a friend's eyebrow pencil to write the details on my arm so I wouldn't forget. Anyway, one of them says, "Hey Nick, it might rub off - why not scratch it onto your arm with a knife?"

So now I have a minor scar where I made the first incision a bit too deep with a Swiff army knife.

Still, as Angelina Jolie once said, "You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed with a knife - shit happens"

Nick

This username sucks, so I'm BBKid now instead. Replies, insults, sexual favours and death threats to be sent there from now on.

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