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what would Jesus jump?

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Jesus is/was always a rebel. No way on RW. Probably even FF is too old-school. I'm thinking starts on the edge - base jumping or blade running, and creates a brand new paradigm in the skydiving world.

I can see him now - "Hey Moses - check this shit" (waves hands in freefall and the clouds part for him to fall through).

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Jumping with Jesus would be cool. You'd never have to worry about clouds on jumprun. Hell, you'd never have to worry about jumprun. He could miracle us up to 15k, hell, why stop there? 25k! More? Who needs to breathe when yer hanging with Jesus!

mike

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

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He would sure get pestered a lot....

"Jesus, pond! Pond, Jesus!" And the Swoop Ponds shall flow with wine.B|

Kris
(Umm, dude...I saw what you did with the pond and I was wondering...I have this sage...)

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Jumping with Jesus would be cool. You'd never have to worry about clouds on jumprun. Hell, you'd never have to worry about jumprun. He could miracle us up to 15k, hell, why stop there? 25k! More? Who needs to breathe when yer hanging with Jesus!
mike



Yeah but if you pissed him off up to altitude your f#cked!!!


jason
jesus was way cool...he had long hair- king missle
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