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Deuce

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I wondered what that was for


Bwahhhhhhhh freestyle babay! Guess it's any which way you can;) I will certainly give it to HH if he can break the record....lmao


Is that an offer to anyone??
"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
-9 toes

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I wonder if he's going to have to get Viagra as a sponsor


bwahhhhhhhh oh I can see it now...
one...two...three..."I'm tired!" four hey hand me some water....



You forgot to add that Ohio twang Vic has...
"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
-9 toes

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You forgot to add that Ohio twang




people from ohio don't have a twang!!! wel, if they are from southern ohio i guess it's okay............. that's practicly west virgina/kentucky anyways.... us central ohioans don't have an accent!!!

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us central ohioans don't have an accent!!!



Bwahahaha! Like hell you don't! We Floridians can tell y'all a mile away! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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if we already own the video, and we do buy Sangiro a condom, what do we get??



Well, the satisfaction of doing the right thing. If you hang around in somebody's house an hour or two a day, you should occasionally bring a gift.

And seeing as I just can't visualize Sangiro submitting to one of your sensual rub-downs, I'm thinking maybe a case of beer might be in order:P

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come on Deuce



Argh. Well, B-squared has dibs on "Flew her like a kite". I just can't get that footage that BigBen shot of you doing a perfect backflip without ever letting go of Cornholio. And then once you've recovered from that, you get flipped over onto his back, and I seize the opportunity to finally rodeo you out of the formationB|.

All the while you've got this look on your face like "OK, I am having fun, but these dudes are nuts!":ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::P:)

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Well, the satisfaction of doing the right thing. If you hang around in somebody's house an hour or two a day, you should occasionally bring a gift.

And seeing as I just can't visualize Sangiro submitting to one of your sensual rub-downs, I'm thinking maybe a case of beer might be in order


And many of us have been here for a VERY long time....least folks can do is contribute to the donation fund. I think not only is it a nice gesture, but an act of goodwill toward our host.








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And seeing as I just can't visualize Sangiro submitting to one of your sensual rub-downs, I'm thinking maybe a case of beer might be in order



Me either, what does HH drink besides anything that's free.
"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
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what does HH drink besides anything that's free.



Dunno, Pre, but apparently he has to go back to Africa every now and again to get it.

I knew there were a lot of Dutch and British colonists down there, way back, did Transylvania ever send out an expedition?:ph34r:

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http://dropzone.com/pub/donations.shtml

I've had some folks contact me about the DZ.Eloy video I put together, so here's the deal:

Now through the month of March, when you buy Sangiro a condom or jump ticket or case of beer, or post bail in the amount of $10 or greater, you will receive ABSOLUTELY FREE a copy of the DZ.Eloy02 video! 43 minutes of video that put the FUN in FUNNEL.

If you choose to buy Sangiro a jump ticket or post bail in the amount of $18 or greater you will also receive a photo disc with 400 JPEGS O' fun.

What do you get? No titles, choppy transitions, and a nifty porno music soundtrack. Infrared video of Mujie, KatieBear and a bunch of drunk monkeys skinny dipping (no you can't see sh*t), and AggieDave calling Deuce a "B*tch!"

If you're interested, use the above link and remember to remark in the "notes" section that you want the DZ.Eloy02 video. The forked one will forward your address to me, and I'll have the video in the mail within 2 weeks.

Chow!



This deserves a bump.

I can't really afford it, but I'm going to go right now and give HH at least a case of beer.

It's a good cause, and I can live the Eloy party through all you that were able to actually go!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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I just got my video this afternoon and finished watching it not more than 10 minutes ago. The quality is great and really makes me wish I was in the sky right now.


"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

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Thank you, Magistr8, for not giving up that I sent you a blank photo CD.

And RevJim? There's a great big "Whoo-hoo!" out of Sunshine right at the end, and you can see her (then new) tongue-stud.

I must admit to being absolutely pole-axed by Mujie's tongue-strobe which is featured at the beginning of the tape. Proof that she's a very nice person is that she didn't ask me for the pink slip to my truck or my rig or something while I was staring.:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

COME TO PERRIS!

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