Deuce 1 #1 February 27, 2003 http://dropzone.com/pub/donations.shtml I've had some folks contact me about the DZ.Eloy video I put together, so here's the deal: Now through the month of March, when you buy Sangiro a condom or jump ticket or case of beer, or post bail in the amount of $10 or greater, you will receive ABSOLUTELY FREE a copy of the DZ.Eloy02 video! 43 minutes of video that put the FUN in FUNNEL. If you choose to buy Sangiro a jump ticket or post bail in the amount of $18 or greater you will also receive a photo disc with 400 JPEGS O' fun. What do you get? No titles, choppy transitions, and a nifty porno music soundtrack. Infrared video of Mujie, KatieBear and a bunch of drunk monkeys skinny dipping (no you can't see sh*t), and AggieDave calling Deuce a "B*tch!" If you're interested, use the above link and remember to remark in the "notes" section that you want the DZ.Eloy02 video. The forked one will forward your address to me, and I'll have the video in the mail within 2 weeks. Chow! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #2 February 27, 2003 Thank god its your sending out the movie as the gift, I thought you were going to say he was shipping the used ones back to the buyers as the gift...Side note... EWWWW Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #3 February 27, 2003 Is this for real? That kind of entertainment is worth a repack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 February 27, 2003 Quote Is this for real? Yeah. I'm feeling guilty about all the bandwidth I've squandered. And I want as many people as possible to experience the raw terror of videoing 20 way with CanuckInUSA somewhere in the mix . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 February 27, 2003 Do I get to specify where, when and with whom said condom is used if I donate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #6 February 27, 2003 Bytch, HH will do you a quickie like last night right here. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #7 February 27, 2003 All the more that HH will need condoms! How is he going to protect his pecker from abrasion? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 February 28, 2003 Quote Do I get to specify where, when and with whom said condom is used if I donate? Yes. All special orders will be forwarded to the appropriate Dropzone.com official. Special orders will be honored in the order recieved and in accordance with local laws and customs. Dang, woman! You're mighty frisky today! Egging on a locked-out thread, getting all particular about prophylactic location for penetration & stuff. Maybe you need to put on your Pepto-Bytchmol suit and go buy milk and eggs and stuff at Safeway while shouting at the gawkers "What the hell are YOU looking at!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #9 February 28, 2003 Quote Special orders will be honored in the order recieved and in accordance with local laws and customs. Ah. Forget it then. What I have in mind is surely illegal in at least two dozen places. Quote Dang, woman! You're mighty frisky today! Why, yes. Yes, I am. It's all a front I'm putting up to keep myself from remembering that my only salesperson is leaving Square One for good at 5 pm today and starting at 9 am tomorrow it's gonna be all me, all the time. I'm gonna be busier than a cat trying to cover poo on a marble floor. You think I'm a bytch now, just wait until this time next week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 February 28, 2003 Geez Deuce just think....if ya sell enough maybe Sangiro could play more since he wouldn't have to pay for this site. Wow that means more people might actually get to meet him huh? OK all donate and get the video...it really is very funny! Cheers! BB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 February 28, 2003 As quick as that quickie was he won't have a problem. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #12 February 28, 2003 Awww...what the heck, you guilted me into it. HH's "Case of Beer" funds have been sent. Kris Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #13 February 28, 2003 Wahoo Kris...you're gonna laugh at some of th stuff on that video....um you will[url] notice however...B~Squared is no where to be found! Bwahhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #14 February 28, 2003 Is a used one ok? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #15 February 28, 2003 Y'know, you're right -- whazzup, Deuce? BTW, the video was a hoot. I watched it with my son tonight. He asked me "what is it you have to be good at to skydive, anyway?" I'm afraid I couldn't tell him between the giggles; this was during the video for the zooiest of all of the loads. Love the porno soundtrack! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 February 28, 2003 Quote B~Squared is no where to be found! Bwahhhhhhhhh Bwah! Just because you have Zoo-phobia, doesn't mean I didn't capture your image! Folks that spring for the photo-disk will have many lovely photos of the rock-n-roll ballerina! Next time, Bets! I'm getting some terminal velocity ballet on tape! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #17 March 1, 2003 Quote whazzup, Deuce? Well, I'm not quite my hero Sebazz, but I SUCK! Does Ron Jeremy skydive? I've got the music, if he does. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #18 March 1, 2003 Quote Next time, Bets! I'm getting some terminal velocity ballet on tape Yeah baby....you're gonna have to be good at adjusting your fall rate and.....if you can catch me....maybe you can keep meBwahhhhhhhhh and seeing as how there ARE pictures of some very interesting gals on that CD may I suggest that people start buying Sangiro jump tickets and beer! Come on you guys.....you know you want to see it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #19 March 1, 2003 QuoteDoes Ron Jeremy skydive? Ron Jeremy ......eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #20 March 1, 2003 Quote and.....if you can catch me....maybe you can keep me! wheee can i play??____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #22 March 1, 2003 I agree that the pics are great. Deuce you rock! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 March 2, 2003 Quote wheee can i play?? Well why not, can always use a t-i double g er in the air! Quote ASTROGLIDE Bwahhhhhhh yeah babay yeah! Quote I agree that the pics are great. Deuce you rock! Yes sireebub! This is one CD that you won't want to miss! Especially the pix of the pool partyNow get busy!! If HH is gonna jump he needs tickets! Rah rah ree...buy him three! xoxox BB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #24 March 2, 2003 wish i could see the pics.... no cd yet for me..... where did ya send it to me at, duece? utah????? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 March 3, 2003 Dave, I just checked, and I didn't get an address slip from you at Eloy. PM me your current mailing address, and I'll get it in the mail tomorrow. If there's anybody else who was on the formation loads at Eloy and you didn't give me your address in Eloy, PM me and I'll get it in the mail. Yes, Katie's is on the way, but no doubt some REMF ate the goodies before forwarding the dame tape Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
