skymama 37 #1 March 27, 2003 ...don't call me in the middle of the night! I'm dragging ass today because of a certain monkey who has a penchant for doing that. He did that last week too, and told me no one else would answer their phone. I guess you all learned that lesson already! Pass me the Red Bull, please, I need it!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 March 27, 2003 The monkey in question just called again right after I posted this. His ears must have been burning. He said, "did I call you last night? I'm so sorry.....NOT!". and then laughed hysterically. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #3 March 27, 2003 I've learned to leave my cell phone downstairs at night. You live and learn, or you walk around tired all the time. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 March 27, 2003 lol oh come on Mama don't wuss out! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 March 27, 2003 Was it an ASSmonkey or a SKYmonkey... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #6 March 27, 2003 Hehehe! Was said monkey intoxicated? Next time he calls ask him to say: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" as fast as he can.... Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 March 27, 2003 I made the mistake once of giving him my home phone number too, because I wasn't onto his stunts yet. My cell phone charges at night so I wouldn't have gotten the call that way. Live and learn is right!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #8 March 27, 2003 QuoteI made the mistake once of giving him my home phone number too, because I wasn't onto his stunts yet. My cell phone charges at night so I wouldn't have gotten the call that way. Live and learn is right! Now andrea.. how are you going to give me my nightly phone sex session if you're leaving your phone off.. ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 March 27, 2003 QuoteHehehe! Was said monkey intoxicated? Hahaha, yes, I would say that said monkey was feeling pretty good!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 March 27, 2003 Sounds like you've lived, but not learned. I'm so glad he doesn't do that to me much anymore. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 March 27, 2003 Kevin, that's a nice little dream world you live in. Time to up your medication again! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 March 27, 2003 I used to get obscene phone calls at night all the time. It was really expensive too. Finally, I quit accepting the collect calls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #13 March 27, 2003 I was at the spot pretty late lst night consuming mass quantities of beer and talking stuff. So he must have called late cause I was there pretty late, until they decided that 15 people drinking wasn't enough to warrant them to stay open. Edited to add: Sarge was there also as, two pretty nice guy's. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 March 27, 2003 retirement must be boring him! lolMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #15 March 27, 2003 Yeah, we need to get katie back here cuase that MonkeyChucker called us at like 4:30... when Cajones didn't answer his phone, he called my phone, and i answered it unconsciously(?)... then i realized it wasn't a dream, it was CHUCK! all f*cked up... up to his antics again... i think we talked for like 10 minutes but i don't remember anything of what we said... like i said, i can do things while i'm still asleep, ask CA... So who knows. anyway, one of these days when i'm up late and piss drunk i'm going to remember to call his ass in the middle of the night! luv ya chuckie! peacehttp://www.exitshot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 March 27, 2003 I get a lot of calls in the middle of the night. I think it's payback for all the times i've called them in the middle of the night. I usually find it amusing though. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 March 27, 2003 I just realized that i have Skymama's phone number....hrm.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #18 March 28, 2003 Did I actually do that? Actually, Lew and Ed have been the brunt of several of my late-night manic phone-calling episodes and have been good sports each time. I totally expect to get similar calls at any and all hours of the night from like-minded individuals, but will, in the future, refrain from calling Andrea then. I think I broke her "sleepy mechanism". Concerning Ray's comments: yep, we were there drinking excessively for some time. I had the pleasure of meeting quite a few dropzone.commers on my Deland trip. Ray is taller than I guessed (and very cool), and Sarge does NOT look like a bloated Freddie Mercury, as someone stated in a previous post. Sarge is fucking cool as hell also; we have a lot in common. Also, TB 99 is NOT a tall, black, fighter pilot. He is, on the other hand, a great guy and a decent wingsuit pilot. I had a blast jumping with him. Later, Chuckie Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 March 28, 2003 Quote I totally expect to get similar calls at any and all hours of the night from like-minded individuals, but will, in the future, refrain from calling Andrea then. I think I broke her "sleepy mechanism". You didn't break me, you just wore me out! Feel free to call me at any other time before midnight though. I'd call you back in the middle of the night, but I'm never actually up that late! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites