Push 0 #1 March 28, 2003 My faculty publishes a pseudo-weekly newsletter to which students contribute all kinds of entertaining crap. Here's a recent commentary that describes my feelings about the situation between the US and France. Before anyone flames, remember that this pokes fun at everyone involved, not just you (whoever you are). Freedom Fries Following suit to the renaming of "french fries" and "french toast" to "liberty fries" and "liberty toast", respectively, the House restaurants are introducing a number of new culinary offerings, designed to ensure a confluence of appetite and ideology amonth the nation's legislators. One of these new delectable dishes is: You're Either With Us Or Against Us soup: American homestyle chicken soup, served scald boiling, with a block of ice on the side. Veteran legislators were amused by the way first-time representatives attempted to moderate the temperature of the soup by mixing in the ice. "Typical freshman naivety," one was heard to remark. "Imagine trying to find a moderate middle between two extremes! Pshaw! We all know the world isn't that complicated!" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 28, 2003 Hahaha! Next we need "Saddam's Chemical Warfar Chili" Guarteened to need MOP1 gear after eating... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #3 March 28, 2003 You gotta either laugh or cry. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
