wmw999 2,589 #1 March 28, 2003 ....Hello, you have reached the __________________ Police Department voice mail. Pay close attention as we have to update the choices often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select from the following options: - To whine about us not doing anything to solve a problem you created for yourself, press 1. - To postulate whether someone has to die before we'll do something about a problem, press 2. - To report an officer for bad manners, when in reality the officer is trying to keep your neighborhood safe, press 3. - If you would like us to raise your children, press 4. - If you would like us to take control of your life due to your alcohol or chemical dependency, press 5. - If you would like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6. - To provide a list of police officers you personally know, so we will not take enforcement action against you, press 7. - To sue us, tell us you'll have our badge, pay our salary or proclaim our career is over, press 8. - To hear this menu again, wrap aluminum foil around your head and turn around three times. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #2 March 28, 2003 I work with a guy who does nothing but b-tch about the police. They can't do this to me, they can't write me a ticket. Then there was a shooting up the street from his house. - he was very happy to have the cops near by. I did remind him about his previous comments. Go figure his response, "yes, their pigs when they do it to me"..... Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
