lawrocket 3 #1 April 1, 2003 I know that April Fool's day scullduggery is a bit amateurish, but I cannot resist. My issue is that my tricks are either too old or too dang mean. Any suggestions for April Fool's day haydukery in the confines of a stuffy downtown office? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #2 April 1, 2003 I don't know any April Fool's tricks, however, I am excited that I have learned two new words today. Scullduggery and haydukery.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
staticnewbie 0 #3 April 1, 2003 Mate, you get brownie points for excellent use of 'scullduggery'. All you need now is 'gobbledegook' and 'scallywag' and you have the full set. Hmm, April Fool's pranks? Fish behind the radiator? This username sucks, so I'm BBKid now instead. Replies, insults, sexual favours and death threats to be sent there from now on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 April 1, 2003 Well, this won't help you any, but I love to tell the story of the best April Fool's joke played on me. While I was pregnant with my second child, I had an ultrasound done and found out I was having a girl. The technician had never been wrong in the 5 years she had been at that office. Well, I went into labor and had my baby on the due date, April 1st. The doctor said, "it's a girl!" and then he added, "April Fool!". I lifted my weary head up and said, "what do you mean? I know it's a girl". That's when the doctor held up my baby, and my son was there in all his glory! He is now nicknamed Nickster the Trickster. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
staticnewbie 0 #5 April 1, 2003 Quote He is now nicknamed Nickster the Trickster. Hey! That's what people used to call me. I don't know how old your son is, but if you want to humiliate him, call him Nickle Pickle in front of his friends. It works very well... This username sucks, so I'm BBKid now instead. Replies, insults, sexual favours and death threats to be sent there from now on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #6 April 1, 2003 Got any "ladies man" types in the office? Y'know, the guy who's always talking about all his different women? One of my bosses fit that description to a "T". We called a florist and had a dozen roses delivered to him in the morning, with a card bearing an appropriate message (I forget what we had it say, but it was kinda sexy)... and no signature. He spent the whole day worrying and wondering out loud and to everybody - which one of his "girls" had sent them? Finally, at five o'clock, on my way out the door, after getting the okay from everyone else in on the joke (who wanted to NOT tell him), I walked up to him and said "Joe. The flowers?" He said "Yeah, I think they're from..." "No, Joe. The flowers. April Fool's." The look on his face was worth every penny those flowers cost! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #7 April 1, 2003 how about taking all of your roommates clothes and sticvking them in the fridge or freezer? hehehe or how about COVERING her in shaving cream??? Just watch out for RA's who are trying to sleep! Ours was not happy! (my roommate wasn't either when she realized she was allergic to the shaving cream-oops ) hahaha. Its only 1230 am here in NY and I am already having a ball! Just wait until later......lol, this is gonna be great! I lOVE this day! *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 April 1, 2003 I'm going to wake my roommates up in a couple hours, tell them that we have to take shelter, Houston is under a terrorist attack...get them worked up then call April Fools... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #9 April 1, 2003 If there's a kitchenette in your office, my son taped the spray hose on the kitchen sink to on. I turned on the sink, got squirted. Got me, hook, line, and sinker. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #10 April 1, 2003 I know when I get home tonight I'm going to set all the clocks and the one in my wifes car an hour ahead so when she suppose to be at work by 8 it'll only be 7!!!..yeah I know its childish but it'll still be fun!! the only thing that would give it away is if she heres the time on the car stereo but then it'll still be funny !! jason Freedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #11 April 1, 2003 If there's a kitchenette in your office, my son taped Quote the spray hose on the kitchen sink to on. I turned on the sink, got squirted. Got me, hook, line, and sinker. Aw theat awsome....I'll have to do that two to ours in our kitchen!!!......Another good one is seran wrap over the toilet.... believe it or not but I've seen my old boss fall for this...noothing lke hearing a scream form the bathroom !!!!!jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #12 April 1, 2003 QuoteIf there's a kitchenette in your office, my son taped the spray hose on the kitchen sink to on. I turned on the sink, got squirted. Got me, hook, line, and sinker. Wendy W. thats a GREAT joke, i did that to my mother once too.. cellophane on the toilet rim is another classic..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 April 1, 2003 I'm going to have to do the sprayer thing to my roommates, that's just too good!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #14 April 1, 2003 to funny..i posted that without seeing yours... i also did a variant on the kitchen sprayer to a college roommate once..she had a water pick (dental cleaning thingy) and i aimed it above the bathroom sink and plugged it into the outlet that was controlled by the light switch...so bright and early..... gahhh, its already started..on another forum i frequent..i'm almost tempted to stay off the internet all day tomorrow.. my guess is at least 80% of new topics will be april fools jokes...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BagPuss 0 #15 April 1, 2003 All I know is that on this day I gain a year sooooooooo Happy Birthday to me!!! All of 33 years old.BagPuss Oulton Broad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #16 April 1, 2003 congrates on another successful lap around the sun! notices that there are alot of aries around here lately____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #17 April 1, 2003 Quote my son taped the spray hose on the kitchen sink to on. I turned on the sink, got squirted. Yup, a good one. My hubby got me GOOD a few years back. The water pressure was so strong that it soaked the photos on the fridge 6 feet behind me. I always used to change the sugar and salt around on my dad. For work... get in early enough, and you can tie the chairs to the desks with fishing line. Silly I know. Best one I've done was at a coffee shop I worked at. Put a fake mouse in the dessert cooler, rigged to jump out when the door was opened. Worked like a charm Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #18 April 1, 2003 Pennying doors is always good. My favorite: When the person is asleep in their room, tape a bunch of newspaper into a large "pocket" that runs from floor to ceiling in front of their door (it has to be an inward swinging door). Fill the pocket up with packing peanuts. When they open their door the peanuts get sucked into the room and it's like a blizzard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #19 April 1, 2003 It's probably too late now, but when someone comes back from getting married, they always rearrange the walls in their cube to accomodate a desk and nothing more. Standing joke by now. And if you guys think an April fool birthday is bad, it's my service anniversary at work Every year I remind them of that. Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 April 1, 2003 Quote I know that April Fool's day scullduggery is a bit amateurish, but I cannot resist. My issue is that my tricks are either too old or too dang mean. Any suggestions for April Fool's day haydukery in the confines of a stuffy downtown office? POISON...that always kills em at my office! LOLMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #21 April 1, 2003 When I got in there was tape on my mouse ball. I had just rebooted when I figured it out."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #22 April 1, 2003 so your the boy in the sheep and wolf story? Not good joke at all,i think. EDIT:to set the replyed aswell..QuoteI'm going to wake my roommates up in a couple hours, tell them that we have to take shelter, Houston is under a terrorist attack...get them worked up then call April Fools... Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #23 April 1, 2003 I got this one from Skreamer a while back. Got a high speed express elevator and a Pro Trac? That should scare the hell out of people... FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #24 April 1, 2003 I told my parents that I made a skydive on April Fool's Day There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
