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So, who gets the vote here??
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http://www.nctimes.net/news/2001/20011228/wwww.html


Man wins through process of elimination

ONTARIO (AP) ---- Michael Ackerman won a $500 odd-gift contest through the process of elimination. The Diamond Bar man on Wednesday won the Ontario Mills mall's "What Were They Thinking?" contest for the wackiest Christmas gift. Ackerman's winning entry: a portable urinal for computer addicts unwilling to leave their seats. Ackerman was relieved to give up the odd present, which was donated to the Salvation Army along with other entries. Ackerman got the present in an office gift exchange. "I think I can kind of stagger to the bathroom," he said. "I don't know who can use it or how, but someone will." The Wednesday morning contest included other unusual gifts: A sweat shirt made from recycled lint, multicolored slippers and an ornate candy bowl. Fontana resident Heather Jensen won $250 for her second-place entry, a talking picture frame from her cousin. She wasn't upset about placing second behind Ackerman. "That was the worst," she said of the urinal. "He deserves that (money)." Mall spokeswoman Sue Palacios was philosophical about the portable urinal. "One man's junk is another man's treasure," she said.

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I think the clever title is the best part of the whole article! :D

-Miranda
you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

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