miked10270 0 #1 March 23, 2003 Hi there, We all have a vision of what our "perfect" life partner would be... So, post pics (Pammi, NONE of Merrick - this is supposed to be tongue in cheek) of what's your perfect partner. I guess this'll be NWS, & here goes - my "ideal" woman... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 March 23, 2003 How is the first one supposed to cook, clean etc with her hands tied? (this is PERFECT woman after all ) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #3 March 23, 2003 Quote How is the first one supposed to cook, clean etc with her hands tied? (this is PERFECT woman after all ) Couldn't find one already chained to the sink but at least there's silence - I suppose the search continues. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 March 23, 2003 yeah, but with her mouth tied up, that means she can't do other things too that you might find enjoyable. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #5 March 23, 2003 Err... I seem to have a lack of return pics posted to this (admittedly tongue in cheek) thread. So come on - post a pic or two of your "ideal" man or woman. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #6 March 23, 2003 AS usual Mama is right... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #7 March 23, 2003 Pleae see "How to measure a couch" thread. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #8 March 23, 2003 I wasn't going to put it quite so polietly, but the only thing that will be blowing is the breeze Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #9 March 23, 2003 Mike, You would not be trolling for a feminist response here, would you? Maybe you are a Masochist, looking for an a$$-kicking, yes? Either way, I am sure you are going to bathe in a fiery hell of PM's..... -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #10 March 23, 2003 I thought the perfect woman had big giant lips and a flat head so you would have somewhere to set your beer down. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #11 April 2, 2003 Quote So come on - post a pic or two of your "ideal" man or woman . After some digging ...... NSFW. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 April 2, 2003 I see that FlashDance clothes are making a comeback..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #13 April 2, 2003 Quote I see that FlashDance clothes are making a comeback..... Proving once again that it's not what you wear, but how you wear it . I did not have her fashion sense in mind ....... -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 April 2, 2003 ***I did not have her fashion sense in mind ....... *** Honestly, I have to say that girl has the most perfect ass I've ever seen....geeeeeez. Excuse me..I'm going to go get on the stairmaster now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 April 2, 2003 Quote After some digging ...... NSFW. Actually, she's probably the best overall candidate that I've seen on here in a long time. Much better than the fat lady sitting on top of the plane. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #16 April 3, 2003 Quote Honestly, I have to say that girl has the most perfect ass I've ever seen....geeeeeez. So, I take it you're an ass-lady? (as opposed to ass-man) I have to agree with you though. That was the reason why I posted the pic. I mean, not to say that this should be the only criteria for choosing a perfect partner (you can't have a meaningful conversation with an ass, however perfect), but Mike did say that it's supposed to be tongue-in-the cheek. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
