lazerq3 0 #26 October 30, 2001 I know I might get some shit for this but I actuallly perfer them small. But any size will do.......HURRAY FOR BOOBIES!!!jasonanything bigger than a hand full and your risking a sprain- anthony micheal hall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #27 October 31, 2001 OK, now this thread has gone on a bit about boobies in general. Lets get back to the original post : Merrick's friend thinking Pammi shouldn't have her boobies free and easy every night. Well, Pammi, I think the only way we can give you our fair opinion, is, ummm, if we, errrrr, get to see a classy, artistic pic of your twins. And we promise not to tell Merrick about it either! So, are you guys with me on this one? But we have to keep it quiet otherwise Merrick will get medieval on our asses. Actually scrap that thought, he'll probably just kick our asses! later ladies/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #28 October 31, 2001 Skreamer, I think to get the full affect we would all have to sleep in bed with her for a couple of months . Nothing physical or sexual just stricly pure scientific study. jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #29 October 31, 2001 Dude - I LIKE the way you're thinking!!! If Pammi wants our opinion on the yin and yang of her yayas, then I think some research in the field is called for! Now our only problem is Merrick...... Anybody got any discrete, subtle ideas of how we can pull this off?Operation Melons needs to be launched, do we have any volunteers?I said : DO WE HAVE ANY VOLUNTEERS????/sPS Oh look, a PM from Merrick - my what interesting language..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 October 31, 2001 "Operation Melons"I'll be taking command of this operation. The first thing we need is a diversion to take Merrick out of the picture. Then some tequila so Pammi will lose any inhibitions she has left. I'll go in first. If I'm not back in eight hours consider the boobies very successful. Blow the whistle if you see Merrick coming home!"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #31 October 31, 2001 Why should merrick get mad. We're taking all the guess work out if it for him. I mean thats the whole purpose of the study if we dont get tired of them them he shouldnt. I just hope he understands that this could take years of study you know with all us DZ.commers here. We could send him over to korea with JT to keep him company at the "hooches"Professor of boobie study ...jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #32 October 31, 2001 Our timing for "Operation Melons" sucks! We could have definitely outrun Merrick when he had his cast. I know it's not cool to hit a guy when he's down, but we are talking about Boobies here! JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 October 31, 2001 "I know it's not cool to hit a guy when he's down"We must seize the initiative and put down the rebel uprising before the start of the rainy season........"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 October 31, 2001 QuoteOur timing for "Operation Melons" sucks! hehehehehe....you said "suck" and "melons".....heheheheI used to be finer than a painted rose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #35 October 31, 2001 OK, OK - here's the plan : somebody at Perris *borrow* one of Luigi Cani's mains, then send it to Merrick as if it is a demo from the sales manager at Square One. He'll be dumb enough to try and jump it, I just know he will! Then while he's in traction we can launch Operation Melons to resounding success!!!! Just remember - we need tight security on this one, so not a word when Pammi and Merrick show up! /s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #36 October 31, 2001 Wife Stalking Rat Bastard List:- freeflir29- jfields- lazerq3- Slappie (added as of 12:09pm cst)- skreamer (instigating rat bastard)- skreamer- skreamer- skreamer- skreamer- skreamer"Operation Mellons" has been thwarted... you have all been surrounded, you will be punished, & your punishment shall be severe!!! Oh to live in your powerless hell!!!Quote"send it to Merrick as if it is a demo from the sales manager at Square One."ROFL - I probably couldn't get Lisa to send me a 170, I doubt she'd let a 46 slip by with my name on it!"Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #37 October 31, 2001 ROFLMAO! What have you boys been up to? (and how come some of the girls aren't getting in on it dammit!?) I had tears rolling while reading this thread it was so funny! You know, I did post a pic once upon a time of my girls...they were not 'nekkid', but still... perhaps tho they have to be 'felt' to really get a good idea of their quality tho eh? *laughing*Hemp/skydiving jewelry pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 October 31, 2001 "perhaps tho they have to be 'felt' to really get a good idea of their quality tho eh?"Thats what we're saying!!!!!! Merrick- Remember, we would never hit on Pammi.....unless you had your back turned......LMAO "There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #39 October 31, 2001 I'm staying out of this one!!SisMusic should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffGordon 0 #40 October 31, 2001 The fact that women are not attracted to thier own breasts has always amazed me. If I were a chick I would never leave the mirror. Also I don't think you've had them 27 years. Maybe 15 or so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merrick 0 #41 October 31, 2001 Quote"I'm staying out of this one!!"Good Idea you Tattoo Kisser! "Pammi's Hemp/Skydiving Jewelry" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 October 31, 2001 "I'm staying out of this one!!"Sis? Are you getting mellow in your old age?"There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #43 October 31, 2001 QuoteOK, OK - here's the plan :Not a bad idea... but we already sent the 46 out to this guy in Kansas... or was it Oklahoma?... I think his name was Derek... or something like that...Oh Shit!pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #44 October 31, 2001 Freeflier, skreamer, slappie, and Jtfields I think we better change our user names during this operation that will throw merrick offjason (now "oompa loompa!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiventom 0 #45 October 31, 2001 You know what they call that place between a womans' breasts and belly button?vvvvvvvRoom for two more........ I can't beleive I said this.... lol"yah can't take life too seriously, we're not gett'n outt'a here alive anyways" -Red Skelton- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #46 November 1, 2001 ROFL! You dork Tom Hemp/skydiving jewelry pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 November 1, 2001 What does an 80 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old doesn't. A belly button. "There once was a man named Enis....."-Krusty the ClownClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #48 April 4, 2003 You thought we forgot, Pammi. We didn't. Not by a longshot. As the field-marshall who shall be on-site tommorow, I hereby announce that Operation Melons is a GO! Clay & Skreamer may have slacked off on their duties but I will be more than happy to follow through in their absence.I have a full squad of attack-trained Chia-Monkeys, Tequila Gnomes, and a guy named Erk. Their job will be to distract Merrick with underground squirrel pornography and bright shiny objects while I target the main objectives (yes, kids, that's plural). Let the nig-noggery commence!Kris 14-hours to Raeford. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #49 April 4, 2003 LOL!! fuck this is one old thread!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #50 April 4, 2003 No Pamm....No Way ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
