Chemical Weapons found on DZ!

[AggieDave 6]

According to the AP, chemical weapons were found on the DZ Sunday morning. The report indicates that many became violently ill, some having to leave, some laying down and some even jumped out of a plane after the chemical WMD was released upon the unsuspecting patrons.

So far, the explaination from the PIA-UN listed late night beer drinking in conjunction with an "atomic omlete" (a 3 egg omlet with tomatos, ham, onions, and chedder cheese in it, topped off with a large amount of chili on top).

The rogue individual(s) who may be responsible for this attack have not been identified, although when found, France has vowed to do nothing.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SkySlut 0]

good one...nothing like a fart/skydiving joke to lighten up the mood.

[CrazyIvan 0]

I've heard of those P.H.A.R.T bombs...very deadly

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[pop 0]

<<<Pop going into hiding>>>

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[payback462 0]

i unleased a WMD on jumprun yesterday as well, it even made MY eyes water

[beavdog 0]

gotta love those WMD's that get the pilot to open the window. nothing like a good night of cheap beer to wake you up in the morning

Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez.....

[Cajones 0]

I've seen a "9" on the WMD scale at the DZ. Someone actually barfed, because it was so bad. The perfect "10" is when the pilot exits the aircraft to escape.

The laws of physics are strictly enforced.