goose491 0 #1 April 8, 2003 Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 April 8, 2003 QuoteCONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. That, and eating in my job's cafeteria.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 0 #3 April 8, 2003 ***Eat and drink what you like.Well lets down a couple of strawberry oms & crack open bottle of vintage circa1980 lighter fluid..CHOP WOOD COLLECT WATER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites