AirMail 0 #1 April 9, 2003 News Flash From Uncle Sam... As we all know, Al Qaeda considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time, 11:00 AM Pacific, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO DO THIS! And remember - No pics = Never happened. Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 April 9, 2003 So...what you saying is that you will take some pics my friend? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #3 April 9, 2003 I've already dusted off my lawn chair. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 April 9, 2003 Quote I've already dusted off my lawn chair. Patrick ATTA BOY!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
